that’s good to know. you can just grab him.

Well, leave it to Tyra to have Robert Pattinson bite her, and do it in a very awkward manner. Tyra always makes me feel secondhand embarrassment.

ugh, what an angel. I wish he bit Ellen instead though. Tyra drives me crazyyy.

Ellen!

 

I’ve heard mixed reviews about the movies. Some people were like “It was AMAZING!” and others said it was unintentionally hilarious. And then some other girl said that Rob looked so good it hurt her eyes. Well, I’m sure I will agree with all of them. Cheesy movies are my favorite!

12 year old virgins lick Robert Pattinson’s hair.

Awkward? Absolutely. But hey, he said it himself. Honestly, who thinks to say that when someone asks how you style your hair? Maybe you just have to be creative after hearing the same question a million times.

But anyway, that title has nothing to do with this post. It was just too hard to resist. (actually… scroll all the way down)

This post is actually about how I can not stand Christina Aguilera anymore. She is such a trendfollower, when she has this huge chance to be a trendsetter, and its soo annoying. First she followed the whole ‘Old Hollywood’ thing when Dita von Teese was really being talked about and all the actresses were wearing red lipstick, and now she has completely ripped off Lady GaGa and playing dumb (while also being extremely rude). Ugh. I’d rather you be “dirrty” again, Christina. Perez is right on this issue.

And you know what? I hope Britney makes a comeback soon so she can come back to claim her spot that Xtina filled while she was crazy! We allll know who was the most popular back in the day. “Hit Me Baby One More Time” completely outshines “Genie in a Bottle.”

So since stepping out of Britney’s shadows, Christina has climbed the charts with redoing an Anderson Sisters song, the Bugle Boy one, and now she is making it all techno-dancey because people like Lady GaGa are climbing out of indie obscurity.

 

The blunt, bleach blonde hair, bold makeup, and now references to pop-art music? Way to be a follower.

 

Well, just scroll through this.

 

ugh, he is to die for. Twilight cast photos from InStyle are here. Oh, and I think they’re going to be on Ellen Friday. Hope I can find it on youtube.

Let’s do a weekend wrap up.

IT SMELLS LIKE PEPPER!

But first-

Hey perverts, stop trying to find Sarah Palin naked, ok? Yeah, I know what you’re searching on google! And no, I do not have pictures, links, or any other forms of infomation.

 

But anyway, about SNL… it was really boring except for slight glimpses of Michael’s torso, Andy Samberg’s facial expressions, and Tina Fey as Sarah Palin. She was so dead on, it was hilarious. (To watch click here)And oh! Nutella! A giant jar of Nutella. That stuff is like 190 calories for every 2 tablespoons, so I must eat about 400 calories worth of nutella everyday. But I digress. I have been walking around my house dancing and saying “fancy pants” though. Oh another good thing… Debbie Phelps!!! Michael’s male version of Joan Cusack in 16 Candles was pretty funny, but other than that, the boy can not act, or read teleprompters. And I was laughing during that pepper skit. It was really random, but I found it funny. Lil’ Wayne was boring, too. Sad. And what was with no shirtless Phelps skits or a Lochte/Phelps bromance skit. But we got a skit about the smell of pepper? That makes nooo sense. The bromance one would have been so obvious to me.

The Women sucked big time. Eva Mendes is no Joan Crawford, let me tell you. the 1939 version was sooo much better.

and now I have to go to school tomorrow as an angel fish, so yeahhh. That’s going to be really fun…. AND I’M GOING TO MISS JASON LEZAK ON ELLEN! Not only that, but I went to Wal-Mart yesterday, and I specifically wanted Frosted Flakes for my Michael Phelps box (yes, like a little child) but do you think he was actually on it yet? No. What are they waiting for… we need to get those things going! So now I have my stupid Tony the Tiger box. Omgosh. Someone tape Lezak for me and post it on youtube.

Does the Ellen site have videos of the show?