that’s good to know. you can just grab him.

Well, leave it to Tyra to have Robert Pattinson bite her, and do it in a very awkward manner. Tyra always makes me feel secondhand embarrassment.

ugh, what an angel. I wish he bit Ellen instead though. Tyra drives me crazyyy.

Ellen!

 

I’ve heard mixed reviews about the movies. Some people were like “It was AMAZING!” and others said it was unintentionally hilarious. And then some other girl said that Rob looked so good it hurt her eyes. Well, I’m sure I will agree with all of them. Cheesy movies are my favorite!

Perezzies!

now I have to see Twilight Monday. Sad. Its at like a 45% on Rotten Tomatoes right now, which is better than I expected actually. Some people even liked Rob!

Which reminds me, does it honestly matter who “claims” a celebrity first? Girls all over are getting all crazy saying “I LOVED Rob wayyy before you even knew he was.” Are you honestly going to get mad that another girl just happened to suddenly have a picture of him in her locker when yours was there “like fiveeee yearsss agooo.” No one cares, ok?  Let the poor girl put up her damn poster. Just because some people don’t spend their time researching barely famous celebrities doesn’t mean they’re not allowed to like them when they do get famous.  And I’m off my rant.

But now its time to vote for the Perezzies! You know, Perez Hilton’s awards.

Very prestigious.

Here are the nominees, with my choices in bold.

Hottest Hookup.

• Chris Brown and Rihanna
• Madonna and A-Rod
• Selena Gomez and Nick Jonas
• Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan
• Scarlett Johannson and Ryan Reynolds

Biggest Breakup.

• A-Rod and Cynthia
• Hugh Hefner and the girls
• Madonna and Guy Ritchie
• Anne Hathaway and the Italian guy
• Joe Jonas and Taylor Swift

Favorite Jonas

• Nick
• Joe
• Kevin

Breakout Star of the Year

• Katy Perry
• Robert Pattinson
• Taylor Swift
• Lady GaGa
• Selena Gomez

Baddest Bad Girl

• Amy Winehouse
• Lindsay Lohan
• Sienna Miller
• Britney Spears
• Miley Cyrus (well, I did that just cause I could)

Biggest Scandal

• Amy Winehouse’s life in shambles
• Madonna and A-Rod’s affair
• Sluttyiena Miller’s homewrecking relationship
• Lindsay and Samantha’s Hook Up
• Italian guy’s court case

Best Dressed

• Angelina Jolie
• DITA VON TEESE! (I hereby declare my undying love for her.)
• Posh Spice
• Anne Hathaway
• Rihanna

Worst Dressed

• Amy Winhouse
• Lindsay Lohan
• OC girl with cellulite
• Aubrey O’Day
• Mariah Carey (well, that was close)

Hottest Hottie

• Chace Crawford
• Megan Fox
• Zaquisha Efron
• David Beckham
• Robert Pattinson!

Cutest celebuspawn

• Harlow Madden
• Shiloh Jolie-Pitt
• Violet Affleck
• Kingston Rossdale
• Suri Cruise

Most Improved

• Britney Spears
• Nicole Richie
• Perez Hilton
• Lindsay Lohan
• Paris Hilton

Worst Trainwreck

• Amy Winehouse
• Lily Allen
• Tara Reid
• Britney Spears
• Lindsay Lohan

Most DVR-worthy series

• True Blood
• Grey’s Anatomy
• BH 90210
• The Office
• Gossip Girl

Biggest Box Office Blowout

• HSM 3
• Sex in the City
• Twilight
• Iron man
• Dark Knight

Celeb of the Year

• Angelina Jolie
• Britney Spears
• Heath Ledger
• Obama
• Rihanna

fun, fun.

 

HEY! If you went to the midnight showing of Twilight, or just went Friday, tell me what you thought!

Golden Goggles and vampires.

Here are the winners, I guess.

I was freezing for two hours waiting for a ride while this all happened so yeah.

Breakout Performer of the Year

• 2004: Larsen Jensen
• 2005: Jessica Hardy
• 2006: Cullen Jones
• 2007: Ben Wildman-Tobriner
• 2008: Rebecca Soni

Coach of the Year

• 2004: Bob Bowman
• 2005: Eddie Reese
• 2006: Eddie Reese
• 2007: Bob Bowman
• 2008: Bob Bowman

Perseverance Award

• 2004: Kaitlin Sandeno
• 2005: Brendan Hansen
• 2006: Erik Vendt
• 2007: Ryan Lochte
• 2008: Eric Shanteau

Relay Performance of the Year

• 2004: Women’s 4 x 200 m Freestyle Relay at Olympic Games
• 2005: Women’s 4 x 200 m Freestyle Relay at World Championships
• 2006: Men’s 4 x 100 m Freestyle Relay at Pan Pacific Championships
• 2007: Men’s 4 x 200 m Freestyle Relay at World Championships
• 2008: Men’s 4 x 100 m Freestyle Relay at Olympic Games

Female Performance of the Year

• 2004: Amanda Beard for 200 m Breaststroke at Olympic Games
• 2005: Kate Ziegler for 1500 m Freestyle at World Championships
• 2006: Whitney Myers for 200 m IM at Pan Pacific Championships
• 2007: Kate Ziegler for 1500 m Freestyle at TYR Meet of Champions
• 2008: Rebecca Soni for 200 m Breaststroke at Olympic Games

Male Performance of the Year

• 2004: Michael Phelps for 100 m Butterfly at Olympic Games
• 2005: Ian Crocker for 100 m Butterfly at World Championships
• 2006: Michael Phelps for 200 m IM at Pan Pacific Championships
• 2007: Michael Phelps for 200 m Butterfly at World Championships
• 2008: Michael Phelps for 100 m Butterfly at Olympic Games

Male Athlete of the Year

• 2004: Michael Phelps
• 2005: Aaron Peirsol
• 2006: Brendan Hansen
• 2007: Michael Phelps
• 2008: Michael Phelps

Female Athlete of the Year

• 2004: Natalie Coughlin
• 2005: Katie Hoff
• 2006: Katie Hoff
• 2007: Katie Hoff
• 2008: Natalie Coughlin

 Natalie Coughlin, yay!

So, I finished the Twilight series and I must say I was completely horrified by the last book. Just stop reading if you don’t want to know.

First of all, I NEVER want to be pregnant. ever. I don’t care if normal babies don’t crack spines and ribs and make you throw up all the blood you had to drink. I just don’t even want any creature inside of me. Ew, and it had to be delivered via Edward tearing away at her uterus. Tearing away with his teeth, which provided some lovely imagery. And who would have thought vampires could knock up humans.

Also, it just moved so quickly. In the first book she was a junior in high school, then all of a sudden she’s married, popping out a demon child, and gets turned into a vampire. And through the whole thing she is acting like a 40 year old. And then it made me sad thinking about my life. I’m just not prepared for marriage let alone children. I shudder at the idea. Just too much for me to handle.

And I was also depressed by this weird “love” thing going on. It basically made it seem like “Hey, whoever you fall in love with isn’t going to be half as good as this love so that’s too damn bad for you because vampires don’t exist.”  … Maybe I’m just overreacting, but really, must she make it sooo suicidal sounding? What an unhealthy relationship, but its still going “hey this is the best thing in the world. Go find someone you want to go jump off a cliff for.”

So melodramatic. Quite an unhealthy read for teen girls.

But!!!! MOVIEEEEEEEE!

Its already getting bad reviews, and I could not be less surprised or more excited. I’m seeing on Sunday and will completely enjoy every shallow word spoken by those lost, lost souls. A dark room with a big screen and Rob’s face. Life will be perfect. I kind of feel bad for him because he seems like he really wants to be a serious actor. Hopefully he gets some substantial movies coming his way. Poor things is surrounded by delusional girls who are crying at his feet. God, I would be so embarrassed if I just started to cry in front of him. I’m not going to lie, there would be a good chance I might, but I would definitely make fun of myself later. I would probably just stare like I did at the So You Think You Can Dance tour. Its horrible how I couldn’t even get a “Hi” out to Pasha or Neil. Just stared. They aren’t even famous. Maybe I would cry, then.

12 year old virgins lick Robert Pattinson’s hair.

Awkward? Absolutely. But hey, he said it himself. Honestly, who thinks to say that when someone asks how you style your hair? Maybe you just have to be creative after hearing the same question a million times.

But anyway, that title has nothing to do with this post. It was just too hard to resist. (actually… scroll all the way down)

This post is actually about how I can not stand Christina Aguilera anymore. She is such a trendfollower, when she has this huge chance to be a trendsetter, and its soo annoying. First she followed the whole ‘Old Hollywood’ thing when Dita von Teese was really being talked about and all the actresses were wearing red lipstick, and now she has completely ripped off Lady GaGa and playing dumb (while also being extremely rude). Ugh. I’d rather you be “dirrty” again, Christina. Perez is right on this issue.

And you know what? I hope Britney makes a comeback soon so she can come back to claim her spot that Xtina filled while she was crazy! We allll know who was the most popular back in the day. “Hit Me Baby One More Time” completely outshines “Genie in a Bottle.”

So since stepping out of Britney’s shadows, Christina has climbed the charts with redoing an Anderson Sisters song, the Bugle Boy one, and now she is making it all techno-dancey because people like Lady GaGa are climbing out of indie obscurity.

 

The blunt, bleach blonde hair, bold makeup, and now references to pop-art music? Way to be a follower.

 

Well, just scroll through this.

 

ugh, he is to die for. Twilight cast photos from InStyle are here. Oh, and I think they’re going to be on Ellen Friday. Hope I can find it on youtube.

i’m getting it out of my system so I don’t look like a freak tomorrow.

ahhhh.

I need him.

they're so pretty its sickening.I loveee them.

um, awkward pose.

and I think that covers the point (or lack of one) of this post.

From here

i have a problem.

So I stayed up until 12 reading that damn Twilight book, and though it is not the most fantastic work of literature by any means, the author is horrible at choosing clothes for her characters, for God’s sake we know Edward has pretty eyes, and Bella genuinely pissed me off with her lost puppy attitude, I am so inexplicably hooked. For a very informative post on this extremely ridiculous, yet crack-like book please see this by 1416 and Counting. It pretty much mirrors most of my opinions.

Now I am dying to see the movie. And oh… Robert Pattinson. He’d make anything better. He is so strangely beautiful I just don’t even know why I love to stare at him. Ugh, I feel like such a fangirl. And as much as I hate the squealing, celebrity (or swimmer) obsessed girls in the world, I have to admit, I am probably one of the highest-pitched of them all. Its embarrassing, but true. I also have celebrity ADHD. I sort of latch on to celebrities for brief time periods, but become seriously infatuated with them. …so, so sad.

I’m normal though, I swear!

Anyway, when the book introduced the vampires sitting at a lunch table Moby’s song was playing in my head. You know the “…Look at us we’re beautiful. All the people push and pull…” or however it goes. Just letting you know. I kind of wish I had vampires at my school, because lord knows there certainly are no Edward Cullens. Not ever remotely close. Ew.

Ugh, I don’t even care that I will be paying  the overpriced $9 to see this movie, plus however much my carton of raspberries, bottle of water, and possibly a turkey wrap I’m sneeking in from Publix will be, to see this absolutely cheesetastic movie with super strong flying people all over the place. It has Robert Pattinson being a mysterious vampire. That’s enough for me. And plus, I highly enjoy ridiculous movies ok? I watched She’s the Man like literally about 4 times in 3 days.

He’s like Ed Westwick. Yeahhh that’s who he reminds me of. Only better.

its been a while

So I was on myspace today and someone posted this–

“Because of pyhscological changes in certain hormone producing metabolic pathways during aerobic and anerobic exercise, swimmers are the most sexually active athletes.
” Time Magazine

 

I don’t find that to be shocking at all, actually. Some of them look like quite the sex addicts. And if the Olympic Village is full of sex, the swimmers are quite the busy ones.

But enough of that pervertedness.

In Ryan Lochte not-so-much news, I am pretty sure my Spanish teacher met him and yeah, extremely jealous. She said he was a nice boy (who probably fits in with that little Time Magazine but perfectly). That’s nice.

Michael Phelps was on THE VIEW. Click here for thattt. Why are there two women there? Is this normal? Barbara Walters we know what you meant with the big feet emphasis. Boring interview though.

Also, I MISS AMY POEHLER, YOU GUYS! I miss her. At least she went out with a Sarah Paliney bang.

Um, Nick and Norah was pretty adorable. I don’t want Michael Cera having sex though. He’s not a swimmer.

I’m also want to see Twilight because I am kind of getting on the Robert Pattinson bandwagon.

Its the jaw.

And oh! He was CEDRIC DIGGORY! Who knew.

Am moving on. Gossip Girl! I need to do this fast. I have to research Obama in Spanish for my debate tomorrow. Anyway best episode ever.

I love Jenny, but hate Jenny, but love her. I love her new clothes, hate her orange skin, and she could lessen up on that makeup. But she stood up to Mamma Waldorf! That part was veryyy good. And the ending with Nate. It was adorable, and shook with envy when I realized he is like 20 something and she is 15.. 16???!!! Not fair! But she’s too skinny. Did you see how he grabbed her and pulled her back? i could have just died.

And… Dan kind of made me mad. I want Serena to be with the baby Johnny Depp. He looks like a baby Johnny Depp I tell you. And CHUCK and BLAIR almost made me cry. Almost. It was so sweet and perfect. Now I want Chuck with Vanessaaa.

So NOW tonight Dan is going to be a protective older brother and in the process should definitely wear a cardigan a la Skins. I’m SO excited. Older brothers are my favorite.

awww

And in case of any of you care I am currently snacking on a banana and nutella. Its good, you should try it. I HAVE TO DO HOMEWORK!

oh question, has anyone here used a ouija board? My friend did and it really worked. Good stories? Bad stories? They make me nervous.