Picspam of the oldies.

Oh yes, here we go! I couldn’t just give you one picture and one video for Paul now could I?

All of my favorite men from way back when.

First, Paul Newman

Ha! Ok that killed it, but the left picture he still looks gorgeous.

And they are my favorite couple in the world!

See how adorable?

I just realized most of those were profile pictures. Hm.

 

Ok, Marlon Brando. Pre-Godfather days. I choose to ignore that part of his life.

HEY STELLAAA.

James Dean

Um, yeah. I could just die.

 

Oh! and on the topic of old men…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Do you not just love him? So classy. I wish everyone dressed the way they did on the Sartorialist. The men on there are to die for with all their trendiness.

Let’s do a weekend wrap up.

IT SMELLS LIKE PEPPER!

But first-

Hey perverts, stop trying to find Sarah Palin naked, ok? Yeah, I know what you’re searching on google! And no, I do not have pictures, links, or any other forms of infomation.

 

But anyway, about SNL… it was really boring except for slight glimpses of Michael’s torso, Andy Samberg’s facial expressions, and Tina Fey as Sarah Palin. She was so dead on, it was hilarious. (To watch click here)And oh! Nutella! A giant jar of Nutella. That stuff is like 190 calories for every 2 tablespoons, so I must eat about 400 calories worth of nutella everyday. But I digress. I have been walking around my house dancing and saying “fancy pants” though. Oh another good thing… Debbie Phelps!!! Michael’s male version of Joan Cusack in 16 Candles was pretty funny, but other than that, the boy can not act, or read teleprompters. And I was laughing during that pepper skit. It was really random, but I found it funny. Lil’ Wayne was boring, too. Sad. And what was with no shirtless Phelps skits or a Lochte/Phelps bromance skit. But we got a skit about the smell of pepper? That makes nooo sense. The bromance one would have been so obvious to me.

The Women sucked big time. Eva Mendes is no Joan Crawford, let me tell you. the 1939 version was sooo much better.

and now I have to go to school tomorrow as an angel fish, so yeahhh. That’s going to be really fun…. AND I’M GOING TO MISS JASON LEZAK ON ELLEN! Not only that, but I went to Wal-Mart yesterday, and I specifically wanted Frosted Flakes for my Michael Phelps box (yes, like a little child) but do you think he was actually on it yet? No. What are they waiting for… we need to get those things going! So now I have my stupid Tony the Tiger box. Omgosh. Someone tape Lezak for me and post it on youtube.

Does the Ellen site have videos of the show?

and there goes one of my husbands…

So before there was Ryan Lochte, there was Chace Crawford, and before that there was Channing Tatum. He still holds a special place in my heart, and I still love to drool over him in She’s the Man.
But alas… he finally proposed to longtime girlfriend Jenna Dewan. HUSBAND STEALER.

Well I hope they are happy together

Over the weekend, Tatum asked her to marry him in Maui in front of close friends invited under the radar to surprise Dewan, a source confirms exclusively to PEOPLE.

Amanda Bynes was a lucky bitch.

 

 

Oh and if you haven’t seen the Phelps/stripper ass grab…

PHELPS! What are you doing! Besides your DUI, I prefer to think of you as the little boy from Baltimore who just happens to be one of the greatest athletes that ever lived. WAY TO RUIN MY FANTASIES OF YOU BEING AN INNOCENT POOL PRODIGY! Now you just look like the your average pervy guy. Gosh.

Why don’t you just call up Amanda Beard now!