Tag Archives: Christina Aguilera

12 year old virgins lick Robert Pattinson’s hair.

Awkward? Absolutely. But hey, he said it himself. Honestly, who thinks to say that when someone asks how you style your hair? Maybe you just have to be creative after hearing the same question a million times.

But anyway, that title has nothing to do with this post. It was just too hard to resist. (actually… scroll all the way down)

This post is actually about how I can not stand Christina Aguilera anymore. She is such a trendfollower, when she has this huge chance to be a trendsetter, and its soo annoying. First she followed the whole ‘Old Hollywood’ thing when Dita von Teese was really being talked about and all the actresses were wearing red lipstick, and now she has completely ripped off Lady GaGa and playing dumb (while also being extremely rude). Ugh. I’d rather you be “dirrty” again, Christina. Perez is right on this issue.

And you know what? I hope Britney makes a comeback soon so she can come back to claim her spot that Xtina filled while she was crazy! We allll know who was the most popular back in the day. “Hit Me Baby One More Time” completely outshines “Genie in a Bottle.”

So since stepping out of Britney’s shadows, Christina has climbed the charts with redoing an Anderson Sisters song, the Bugle Boy one, and now she is making it all techno-dancey because people like Lady GaGa are climbing out of indie obscurity.

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The blunt, bleach blonde hair, bold makeup, and now references to pop-art music? Way to be a follower.

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Well, just scroll through this.

 

Twilight

ugh, he is to die for. Twilight cast photos from InStyle are here. Oh, and I think they’re going to be on Ellen Friday. Hope I can find it on youtube.