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Golden Goggles and vampires.

Here are the winners, I guess.

I was freezing for two hours waiting for a ride while this all happened so yeah.

Breakout Performer of the Year
Coach of the Year
Perseverance Award
Relay Performance of the Year
Female Performance of the Year
Male Performance of the Year
Male Athlete of the Year
Female Athlete of the Year

 Natalie Coughlin, yay!

So, I finished the Twilight series and I must say I was completely horrified by the last book. Just stop reading if you don’t want to know.

First of all, I NEVER want to be pregnant. ever. I don’t care if normal babies don’t crack spines and ribs and make you throw up all the blood you had to drink. I just don’t even want any creature inside of me. Ew, and it had to be delivered via Edward tearing away at her uterus. Tearing away with his teeth, which provided some lovely imagery. And who would have thought vampires could knock up humans.

Also, it just moved so quickly. In the first book she was a junior in high school, then all of a sudden she’s married, popping out a demon child, and gets turned into a vampire. And through the whole thing she is acting like a 40 year old. And then it made me sad thinking about my life. I’m just not prepared for marriage let alone children. I shudder at the idea. Just too much for me to handle.

And I was also depressed by this weird “love” thing going on. It basically made it seem like “Hey, whoever you fall in love with isn’t going to be half as good as this love so that’s too damn bad for you because vampires don’t exist.”  … Maybe I’m just overreacting, but really, must she make it sooo suicidal sounding? What an unhealthy relationship, but its still going “hey this is the best thing in the world. Go find someone you want to go jump off a cliff for.”

So melodramatic. Quite an unhealthy read for teen girls.

But!!!! MOVIEEEEEEEE!

Its already getting bad reviews, and I could not be less surprised or more excited. I’m seeing on Sunday and will completely enjoy every shallow word spoken by those lost, lost souls. A dark room with a big screen and Rob’s face. Life will be perfect. I kind of feel bad for him because he seems like he really wants to be a serious actor. Hopefully he gets some substantial movies coming his way. Poor things is surrounded by delusional girls who are crying at his feet. God, I would be so embarrassed if I just started to cry in front of him. I’m not going to lie, there would be a good chance I might, but I would definitely make fun of myself later. I would probably just stare like I did at the So You Think You Can Dance tour. Its horrible how I couldn’t even get a “Hi” out to Pasha or Neil. Just stared. They aren’t even famous. Maybe I would cry, then.

i have a problem.

So I stayed up until 12 reading that damn Twilight book, and though it is not the most fantastic work of literature by any means, the author is horrible at choosing clothes for her characters, for God’s sake we know Edward has pretty eyes, and Bella genuinely pissed me off with her lost puppy attitude, I am so inexplicably hooked. For a very informative post on this extremely ridiculous, yet crack-like book please see this by 1416 and Counting. It pretty much mirrors most of my opinions.

Now I am dying to see the movie. And oh… Robert Pattinson. He’d make anything better. He is so strangely beautiful I just don’t even know why I love to stare at him. Ugh, I feel like such a fangirl. And as much as I hate the squealing, celebrity (or swimmer) obsessed girls in the world, I have to admit, I am probably one of the highest-pitched of them all. Its embarrassing, but true. I also have celebrity ADHD. I sort of latch on to celebrities for brief time periods, but become seriously infatuated with them. …so, so sad.

I’m normal though, I swear!

Anyway, when the book introduced the vampires sitting at a lunch table Moby’s song was playing in my head. You know the “…Look at us we’re beautiful. All the people push and pull…” or however it goes. Just letting you know. I kind of wish I had vampires at my school, because lord knows there certainly are no Edward Cullens. Not ever remotely close. Ew.

Ugh, I don’t even care that I will be paying  the overpriced $9 to see this movie, plus however much my carton of raspberries, bottle of water, and possibly a turkey wrap I’m sneeking in from Publix will be, to see this absolutely cheesetastic movie with super strong flying people all over the place. It has Robert Pattinson being a mysterious vampire. That’s enough for me. And plus, I highly enjoy ridiculous movies ok? I watched She’s the Man like literally about 4 times in 3 days.

He’s like Ed Westwick. Yeahhh that’s who he reminds me of. Only better.