its been a while

So I was on myspace today and someone posted this–

“Because of pyhscological changes in certain hormone producing metabolic pathways during aerobic and anerobic exercise, swimmers are the most sexually active athletes.
” Time Magazine

 

I don’t find that to be shocking at all, actually. Some of them look like quite the sex addicts. And if the Olympic Village is full of sex, the swimmers are quite the busy ones.

But enough of that pervertedness.

In Ryan Lochte not-so-much news, I am pretty sure my Spanish teacher met him and yeah, extremely jealous. She said he was a nice boy (who probably fits in with that little Time Magazine but perfectly). That’s nice.

Michael Phelps was on THE VIEW. Click here for thattt. Why are there two women there? Is this normal? Barbara Walters we know what you meant with the big feet emphasis. Boring interview though.

Also, I MISS AMY POEHLER, YOU GUYS! I miss her. At least she went out with a Sarah Paliney bang.

Um, Nick and Norah was pretty adorable. I don’t want Michael Cera having sex though. He’s not a swimmer.

I’m also want to see Twilight because I am kind of getting on the Robert Pattinson bandwagon.

Its the jaw.

And oh! He was CEDRIC DIGGORY! Who knew.

Am moving on. Gossip Girl! I need to do this fast. I have to research Obama in Spanish for my debate tomorrow. Anyway best episode ever.

I love Jenny, but hate Jenny, but love her. I love her new clothes, hate her orange skin, and she could lessen up on that makeup. But she stood up to Mamma Waldorf! That part was veryyy good. And the ending with Nate. It was adorable, and shook with envy when I realized he is like 20 something and she is 15.. 16???!!! Not fair! But she’s too skinny. Did you see how he grabbed her and pulled her back? i could have just died.

And… Dan kind of made me mad. I want Serena to be with the baby Johnny Depp. He looks like a baby Johnny Depp I tell you. And CHUCK and BLAIR almost made me cry. Almost. It was so sweet and perfect. Now I want Chuck with Vanessaaa.

So NOW tonight Dan is going to be a protective older brother and in the process should definitely wear a cardigan a la Skins. I’m SO excited. Older brothers are my favorite.

awww

And in case of any of you care I am currently snacking on a banana and nutella. Its good, you should try it. I HAVE TO DO HOMEWORK!

oh question, has anyone here used a ouija board? My friend did and it really worked. Good stories? Bad stories? They make me nervous.

AH the REAL Sarah Palin!

So SNL last night had horrendous skits, but Adele was amazing (she did Cold Shoulder!), and there was Marky Mark there with Andy Samberg, SARAH PALIN, and the very pregnant Amy Poehler rapping with Sexy Sarah waving her hands around.

To watch the Sarah Palin opener and weekend update click HERE!

You MUST watch the weekend update Amy Poehler rap. Oh my god, best thing of my LIFE! The first video also has Mark Wahlberg and Alec Baldwin. Can anyone find the Andy/Mark confrontation clip? That was the other good part.

And is it weird that I think Andy Samberg’s cute?

I think I have a thing for big noses, being a not-so-proud owner of one myself. Lochte has one too.

But I pretty much fall in love with anyone funny… so that helps too.