so…

I still have a chapter of Latin American history to take notes on but hey! Obama pretty much has this in the bag.

Not that you didn’t know that.

But if you live in Florida and voted yes on amendment 2, I’m extremely mad at you. Just because we never got anything catchy like “No on Prop H8TE” does not make it ok.

Let’s reminisce over this election and all our fond memories–

• We had the lovely people at SNL in all their glory. Won’t you miss that? Oh, Amy, please come back.
• My father called me a communist.
• I had to debate for Obama is Spanish.
• Having the Young Democrats behind me in a parade waving their glorious Obama posters. One of which now resides crumpled up in the corner of my room. Oh, and hearing the little children yell “Momma, OBAMA’S COMING!”
• Laughing over the joke that is Sarah Palin and John McCain’s rapid blinking
• “Obviously Obama is going to win. He’s a trend!” – some kid
• “You know why the world wants Obama to win? Because liberals are pussies! The world doesn’t like George Bush because he wasn’t a pussy!” – my endearing father, who then told me that Obama would basically lead to the end of the U.S. It was uplifting.
• and many, many more.

Poor McCain and Palin have lost hope. Where will Palin go? Back to Alaska. Sad. And McCain why must you make me feel so bad for you? Why do I pity old people whose dreams are crushed so much? This makes the election so much less fun. I should be basking in the Obama domination. BUT GUESS WHAT! Michelle Obama will be our new pretty first lady!

and I shall leave you with this. If you are easily offended… well then don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Oh, that was rich. And I feel kind of mean for posting it

 

Well kids, its been epic.

AH the REAL Sarah Palin!

So SNL last night had horrendous skits, but Adele was amazing (she did Cold Shoulder!), and there was Marky Mark there with Andy Samberg, SARAH PALIN, and the very pregnant Amy Poehler rapping with Sexy Sarah waving her hands around.

To watch the Sarah Palin opener and weekend update click HERE!

You MUST watch the weekend update Amy Poehler rap. Oh my god, best thing of my LIFE! The first video also has Mark Wahlberg and Alec Baldwin. Can anyone find the Andy/Mark confrontation clip? That was the other good part.

And is it weird that I think Andy Samberg’s cute?

I think I have a thing for big noses, being a not-so-proud owner of one myself. Lochte has one too.

But I pretty much fall in love with anyone funny… so that helps too.

So there goes another opportunity.

Well, I planned on going to the Port Orange Parade tomorrow to see if I would be able to see Ryan Lochte, the parade marshall, but many factors are now in my way. First, I thought the ride there was half the time it actually is. Second, I don’t have a car to get there. Third, I am meeting with my physics tutor because I am amazingly horrible at physics. And fourth, homecoming is tomorrow.

So. Life is not so fantastic right now.

But even though I won’t have any pictures, over at Aspirations of Olyvil they have this post about him. And Jay Z! Aw. AND he’s single.

 

And Joe Biden last night? Broke my heart. Sarah Palin? DARN RIGHT WE’RE GOING TO HELP JOE SIXPACK!

Juneau.

ahaa.

BRISTOL PALIN IS PREGO!

So I guess she didn’t have a kid already, but she is having one now!

Second article

Sarah Palin’s daughter is five months pregnant. And she plans on marrying the dad. This is so Jamie Lynn of her! Hopefully this daddy isn’t cheating on her with a middle-aged woman though! And now I know everyone makes mistakes and all that blah blah blah. I’m a teen… yeah I get it, but wasn’t Sarah Palin being boasted as like… mother of the year? You know, she has like fifty kids, one disabled, is in the PTA, and is the governor of a state that has about five people living there. I don’t want you running my country if McCain has a heart attack when you can’t even keep your daughter un-knocked up. See, all the “perfect” families have the issues like these.

And apparently McCain knew about this? Hahahaha, way to go! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING!!!

This is the best election ever! GO OBAMA! Who is actually a much better person than me if you read this.

 

 

I do feel bad for Bristol, though. Now she will have to deal with who knows how many blog posts like this all because her mom is under public scrutiny right now…. and Oprah is having her Olympic extravaganza (let’s all hope Ryan is there) September 8th!

hahaha, oh my god.

Sarah Palin was covering her teen daughter’s pregnancy and claiming the kid as her own?

That’s what they’re saying!

 The lady is a former pageant girl AND politician. There HAS to be something good lurking in her closets, no?

Obama ’08!

Oh and btw, doesn’t she look like one of those ridiculously annoying mothers who call the school whenever they found out their kids saw like a nude Greek statue in a textbook or something? I could just shoot myself listening to that woman speak. Very sneaky, McCain, trying to get Hillary’s voters like that. Or does he just want to look “fresh” too?

Maybe he should have picked someone who isn’t from Alaska circa 1998.

 

Words can not describe how this lady’s face pisses me off.