Perezzies!

now I have to see Twilight Monday. Sad. Its at like a 45% on Rotten Tomatoes right now, which is better than I expected actually. Some people even liked Rob!

Which reminds me, does it honestly matter who “claims” a celebrity first? Girls all over are getting all crazy saying “I LOVED Rob wayyy before you even knew he was.” Are you honestly going to get mad that another girl just happened to suddenly have a picture of him in her locker when yours was there “like fiveeee yearsss agooo.” No one cares, ok?  Let the poor girl put up her damn poster. Just because some people don’t spend their time researching barely famous celebrities doesn’t mean they’re not allowed to like them when they do get famous.  And I’m off my rant.

But now its time to vote for the Perezzies! You know, Perez Hilton’s awards.

Very prestigious.

Here are the nominees, with my choices in bold.

Hottest Hookup.

• Chris Brown and Rihanna
• Madonna and A-Rod
• Selena Gomez and Nick Jonas
• Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan
• Scarlett Johannson and Ryan Reynolds

Biggest Breakup.

• A-Rod and Cynthia
• Hugh Hefner and the girls
• Madonna and Guy Ritchie
• Anne Hathaway and the Italian guy
• Joe Jonas and Taylor Swift

Favorite Jonas

• Nick
• Joe
• Kevin

Breakout Star of the Year

• Katy Perry
• Robert Pattinson
• Taylor Swift
• Lady GaGa
• Selena Gomez

Baddest Bad Girl

• Amy Winehouse
• Lindsay Lohan
• Sienna Miller
• Britney Spears
• Miley Cyrus (well, I did that just cause I could)

Biggest Scandal

• Amy Winehouse’s life in shambles
• Madonna and A-Rod’s affair
• Sluttyiena Miller’s homewrecking relationship
• Lindsay and Samantha’s Hook Up
• Italian guy’s court case

Best Dressed

• Angelina Jolie
• DITA VON TEESE! (I hereby declare my undying love for her.)
• Posh Spice
• Anne Hathaway
• Rihanna

Worst Dressed

• Amy Winhouse
• Lindsay Lohan
• OC girl with cellulite
• Aubrey O’Day
• Mariah Carey (well, that was close)

Hottest Hottie

• Chace Crawford
• Megan Fox
• Zaquisha Efron
• David Beckham
• Robert Pattinson!

Cutest celebuspawn

• Harlow Madden
• Shiloh Jolie-Pitt
• Violet Affleck
• Kingston Rossdale
• Suri Cruise

Most Improved

• Britney Spears
• Nicole Richie
• Perez Hilton
• Lindsay Lohan
• Paris Hilton

Worst Trainwreck

• Amy Winehouse
• Lily Allen
• Tara Reid
• Britney Spears
• Lindsay Lohan

Most DVR-worthy series

• True Blood
• Grey’s Anatomy
• BH 90210
• The Office
• Gossip Girl

Biggest Box Office Blowout

• HSM 3
• Sex in the City
• Twilight
• Iron man
• Dark Knight

Celeb of the Year

• Angelina Jolie
• Britney Spears
• Heath Ledger
• Obama
• Rihanna

fun, fun.

 

HEY! If you went to the midnight showing of Twilight, or just went Friday, tell me what you thought!