Well, leave it to Tyra to have Robert Pattinson bite her, and do it in a very awkward manner. Tyra always makes me feel secondhand embarrassment.
ugh, what an angel. I wish he bit Ellen instead though. Tyra drives me crazyyy.
Ellen!
I’ve heard mixed reviews about the movies. Some people were like “It was AMAZING!” and others said it was unintentionally hilarious. And then some other girl said that Rob looked so good it hurt her eyes. Well, I’m sure I will agree with all of them. Cheesy movies are my favorite!
now I have to see Twilight Monday. Sad. Its at like a 45% on Rotten Tomatoes right now, which is better than I expected actually. Some people even liked Rob!
Which reminds me, does it honestly matter who “claims” a celebrity first? Girls all over are getting all crazy saying “I LOVED Rob wayyy before you even knew he was.” Are you honestly going to get mad that another girl just happened to suddenly have a picture of him in her locker when yours was there “like fiveeee yearsss agooo.” No one cares, ok? Let the poor girl put up her damn poster. Just because some people don’t spend their time researching barely famous celebrities doesn’t mean they’re not allowed to like them when they do get famous. And I’m off my rant.
But now its time to vote for the Perezzies! You know, Perez Hilton’s awards.
Very prestigious.
Here are the nominees, with my choices in bold.
Hottest Hookup.
Chris Brown and Rihanna
Madonna and A-Rod
Selena Gomez and Nick Jonas
Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan
Scarlett Johannson and Ryan Reynolds
Biggest Breakup.
A-Rod and Cynthia
Hugh Hefner and the girls
Madonna and Guy Ritchie
Anne Hathaway and the Italian guy
Joe Jonas and Taylor Swift
Favorite Jonas
Nick
Joe
Kevin
Breakout Star of the Year
Katy Perry
Robert Pattinson
Taylor Swift
Lady GaGa
Selena Gomez
Baddest Bad Girl
Amy Winehouse
Lindsay Lohan
Sienna Miller
Britney Spears
Miley Cyrus (well, I did that just cause I could)
Biggest Scandal
Amy Winehouse’s life in shambles
Madonna and A-Rod’s affair
Sluttyiena Miller’s homewrecking relationship
Lindsay and Samantha’s Hook Up
Italian guy’s court case
Best Dressed
Angelina Jolie
DITA VON TEESE! (I hereby declare my undying love for her.)
Posh Spice
Anne Hathaway
Rihanna
Worst Dressed
Amy Winhouse
Lindsay Lohan
OC girl with cellulite
Aubrey O’Day
Mariah Carey (well, that was close)
Hottest Hottie
Chace Crawford
Megan Fox
Zaquisha Efron
David Beckham
Robert Pattinson!
Cutest celebuspawn
Harlow Madden
Shiloh Jolie-Pitt
Violet Affleck
Kingston Rossdale
Suri Cruise
Most Improved
Britney Spears
Nicole Richie
Perez Hilton
Lindsay Lohan
Paris Hilton
Worst Trainwreck
Amy Winehouse
Lily Allen
Tara Reid
Britney Spears
Lindsay Lohan
Most DVR-worthy series
True Blood
Grey’s Anatomy
BH 90210
The Office
Gossip Girl
Biggest Box Office Blowout
HSM 3
Sex in the City
Twilight
Iron man
Dark Knight
Celeb of the Year
Angelina Jolie
Britney Spears
Heath Ledger
Obama
Rihanna
fun, fun.
HEY! If you went to the midnight showing of Twilight, or just went Friday, tell me what you thought!
So, I finished the Twilight series and I must say I was completely horrified by the last book. Just stop reading if you don’t want to know.
First of all, I NEVER want to be pregnant. ever. I don’t care if normal babies don’t crack spines and ribs and make you throw up all the blood you had to drink. I just don’t even want any creature inside of me. Ew, and it had to be delivered via Edward tearing away at her uterus. Tearing away with his teeth, which provided some lovely imagery. And who would have thought vampires could knock up humans.
Also, it just moved so quickly. In the first book she was a junior in high school, then all of a sudden she’s married, popping out a demon child, and gets turned into a vampire. And through the whole thing she is acting like a 40 year old. And then it made me sad thinking about my life. I’m just not prepared for marriage let alone children. I shudder at the idea. Just too much for me to handle.
And I was also depressed by this weird “love” thing going on. It basically made it seem like “Hey, whoever you fall in love with isn’t going to be half as good as this love so that’s too damn bad for you because vampires don’t exist.” … Maybe I’m just overreacting, but really, must she make it sooo suicidal sounding? What an unhealthy relationship, but its still going “hey this is the best thing in the world. Go find someone you want to go jump off a cliff for.”
So melodramatic. Quite an unhealthy read for teen girls.
But!!!! MOVIEEEEEEEE!
Its already getting bad reviews, and I could not be less surprised or more excited. I’m seeing on Sunday and will completely enjoy every shallow word spoken by those lost, lost souls. A dark room with a big screen and Rob’s face. Life will be perfect. I kind of feel bad for him because he seems like he really wants to be a serious actor. Hopefully he gets some substantial movies coming his way. Poor things is surrounded by delusional girls who are crying at his feet. God, I would be so embarrassed if I just started to cry in front of him. I’m not going to lie, there would be a good chance I might, but I would definitely make fun of myself later. I would probably just stare like I did at the So You Think You Can Dance tour. Its horrible how I couldn’t even get a “Hi” out to Pasha or Neil. Just stared. They aren’t even famous. Maybe I would cry, then.
Awkward? Absolutely. But hey, he said it himself. Honestly, who thinks to say that when someone asks how you style your hair? Maybe you just have to be creative after hearing the same question a million times.
But anyway, that title has nothing to do with this post. It was just too hard to resist. (actually… scroll all the way down)
This post is actually about how I can not stand Christina Aguilera anymore. She is such a trendfollower, when she has this huge chance to be a trendsetter, and its soo annoying. First she followed the whole ‘Old Hollywood’ thing when Dita von Teese was really being talked about and all the actresses were wearing red lipstick, and now she has completely ripped off Lady GaGa and playing dumb (while also being extremely rude). Ugh. I’d rather you be “dirrty” again, Christina. Perez is right on this issue.
And you know what? I hope Britney makes a comeback soon so she can come back to claim her spot that Xtina filled while she was crazy! We allll know who was the most popular back in the day. “Hit Me Baby One More Time” completely outshines “Genie in a Bottle.”
So since stepping out of Britney’s shadows, Christina has climbed the charts with redoing an Anderson Sisters song, the Bugle Boy one, and now she is making it all techno-dancey because people like Lady GaGa are climbing out of indie obscurity.
The blunt, bleach blonde hair, bold makeup, and now references to pop-art music? Way to be a follower.
So I stayed up until 12 reading that damn Twilight book, and though it is not the most fantastic work of literature by any means, the author is horrible at choosing clothes for her characters, for God’s sake we know Edward has pretty eyes, and Bella genuinely pissed me off with her lost puppy attitude, I am so inexplicably hooked. For a very informative post on this extremely ridiculous, yet crack-like book please see this by 1416 and Counting. It pretty much mirrors most of my opinions.
Now I am dying to see the movie. And oh… Robert Pattinson. He’d make anything better. He is so strangely beautiful I just don’t even know why I love to stare at him. Ugh, I feel like such a fangirl. And as much as I hate the squealing, celebrity (or swimmer) obsessed girls in the world, I have to admit, I am probably one of the highest-pitched of them all. Its embarrassing, but true. I also have celebrity ADHD. I sort of latch on to celebrities for brief time periods, but become seriously infatuated with them. …so, so sad.
I’m normal though, I swear!
Anyway, when the book introduced the vampires sitting at a lunch table Moby’s song was playing in my head. You know the “…Look at us we’re beautiful. All the people push and pull…” or however it goes. Just letting you know. I kind of wish I had vampires at my school, because lord knows there certainly are no Edward Cullens. Not ever remotely close. Ew.
Ugh, I don’t even care that I will be paying the overpriced $9 to see this movie, plus however much my carton of raspberries, bottle of water, and possibly a turkey wrap I’m sneeking in from Publix will be, to see this absolutely cheesetastic movie with super strong flying people all over the place. It has Robert Pattinson being a mysterious vampire. That’s enough for me. And plus, I highly enjoy ridiculous movies ok? I watched She’s the Man like literally about 4 times in 3 days.
He’s like Ed Westwick. Yeahhh that’s who he reminds me of. Only better.
So I was on myspace today and someone posted this–
“Because of pyhscological changes in certain hormone producing metabolic pathways during aerobic and anerobic exercise, swimmers are the most sexually active athletes.
” Time Magazine
I don’t find that to be shocking at all, actually. Some of them look like quite the sex addicts. And if the Olympic Village is full of sex, the swimmers are quite the busy ones.
But enough of that pervertedness.
In Ryan Lochte not-so-much news, I am pretty sure my Spanish teacher met him and yeah, extremely jealous. She said he was a nice boy (who probably fits in with that little Time Magazine but perfectly). That’s nice.
Michael Phelps was on THE VIEW. Click here for thattt. Why are there two women there? Is this normal? Barbara Walters we know what you meant with the big feet emphasis. Boring interview though.
Also, I MISS AMY POEHLER, YOU GUYS! I miss her. At least she went out with a Sarah Paliney bang.
Um, Nick and Norah was pretty adorable. I don’t want Michael Cera having sex though. He’s not a swimmer.
I’m also want to see Twilight because I am kind of getting on the Robert Pattinson bandwagon.
Its the jaw.
And oh! He was CEDRIC DIGGORY! Who knew.
Am moving on. Gossip Girl! I need to do this fast. I have to research Obama in Spanish for my debate tomorrow. Anyway best episode ever.
I love Jenny, but hate Jenny, but love her. I love her new clothes, hate her orange skin, and she could lessen up on that makeup. But she stood up to Mamma Waldorf! That part was veryyy good. And the ending with Nate. It was adorable, and shook with envy when I realized he is like 20 something and she is 15.. 16???!!! Not fair! But she’s too skinny. Did you see how he grabbed her and pulled her back? i could have just died.
And… Dan kind of made me mad. I want Serena to be with the baby Johnny Depp. He looks like a baby Johnny Depp I tell you. And CHUCK and BLAIR almost made me cry. Almost. It was so sweet and perfect. Now I want Chuck with Vanessaaa.
So NOW tonight Dan is going to be a protective older brother and in the process should definitely wear a cardigan a la Skins. I’m SO excited. Older brothers are my favorite.
awww
And in case of any of you care I am currently snacking on a banana and nutella. Its good, you should try it. I HAVE TO DO HOMEWORK!
oh question, has anyone here used a ouija board? My friend did and it really worked. Good stories? Bad stories? They make me nervous.
