So, I finished the Twilight series and I must say I was completely horrified by the last book. Just stop reading if you don’t want to know.
First of all, I NEVER want to be pregnant. ever. I don’t care if normal babies don’t crack spines and ribs and make you throw up all the blood you had to drink. I just don’t even want any creature inside of me. Ew, and it had to be delivered via Edward tearing away at her uterus. Tearing away with his teeth, which provided some lovely imagery. And who would have thought vampires could knock up humans.
Also, it just moved so quickly. In the first book she was a junior in high school, then all of a sudden she’s married, popping out a demon child, and gets turned into a vampire. And through the whole thing she is acting like a 40 year old. And then it made me sad thinking about my life. I’m just not prepared for marriage let alone children. I shudder at the idea. Just too much for me to handle.
And I was also depressed by this weird “love” thing going on. It basically made it seem like “Hey, whoever you fall in love with isn’t going to be half as good as this love so that’s too damn bad for you because vampires don’t exist.” … Maybe I’m just overreacting, but really, must she make it sooo suicidal sounding? What an unhealthy relationship, but its still going “hey this is the best thing in the world. Go find someone you want to go jump off a cliff for.”
So melodramatic. Quite an unhealthy read for teen girls.
But!!!! MOVIEEEEEEEE!
Its already getting bad reviews, and I could not be less surprised or more excited. I’m seeing on Sunday and will completely enjoy every shallow word spoken by those lost, lost souls. A dark room with a big screen and Rob’s face. Life will be perfect. I kind of feel bad for him because he seems like he really wants to be a serious actor. Hopefully he gets some substantial movies coming his way. Poor things is surrounded by delusional girls who are crying at his feet. God, I would be so embarrassed if I just started to cry in front of him. I’m not going to lie, there would be a good chance I might, but I would definitely make fun of myself later. I would probably just stare like I did at the So You Think You Can Dance tour. Its horrible how I couldn’t even get a “Hi” out to Pasha or Neil. Just stared. They aren’t even famous. Maybe I would cry, then.
Well, I planned on going to the Port Orange Parade tomorrow to see if I would be able to see Ryan Lochte, the parade marshall, but many factors are now in my way. First, I thought the ride there was half the time it actually is. Second, I don’t have a car to get there. Third, I am meeting with my physics tutor because I am amazingly horrible at physics. And fourth, homecoming is tomorrow.
I want this week to be over right nowwww. Worst week of my life (and it could have been the best!)
Anyway, besides the fact that I got to sleep until 4:45 pm today after a brief stint at school, Ian Crocker’s hair in this video has probably been the highlight of my week. It’s so… Ellen DeGeneres. (Edit: I think its broken now. You guys are missing out.)
This one is pretty dull, but skip to like…2:20. “Jeah” must be how all the swimmers communicate to each other now.
and if you’re really bored…
I can’t believe I just watched that whole thing, but I was so mesmerized. Skip to 3:07 for an awkward Lochte moment. And I’m am still insanely jealous of Stephanie Rice.
blehhhh, I hate colds, Juniorettes, due dates, and lost opportunities.
Ryan Lochte did! He got a post all for himself! Not even with the attention going to Eamon or Phelps, like last time.
So he wants to desing clothes and get out of swimming. Wait… WHAT? He does know that I won’t love him if he isn’t an Olympic swimmer anymore, right? Does this mean no 2012???? No LONDON?!?! And since when has he been designing for Speedo? I am just so unaware. But all I know is, this just can’t happen because then I would have to completely obsess over Eamon Sullivan, and he lives in AUSTRALIA! Not Florida, where I live. Maybe that’s why he was with Nastia. They both are getting into fashion.
Whatever Lochte. That was both exciting and upsetting. …and I hope your line doesn’t involve marquee belts. That was over and done with when I was in 8th grade.
And is there some Sarah Palin nude scandal going on right now? Like 20 people got here by typing either Sarah Palin nude or Sarah Palin hair. Did a paparazzi get a vajayjay shot or something?
Well, someone sent me some link about Lochte at the Stock Exchange, but their comment was marked as spam and I accidently deleted it. (So thank you to whoever sent me the info.)
I googled it, and a few days ago Lochte, Phelps, and my favorite female American swimmer Natalie Coughlin got to ring the Opening Bell.
The golden children Lochte and Liukin were at some fashion show together, so the question is what’s going on there? It better be nothing, Nastia! It better be nothing.
Though if this was true, I would say 1) Awkward couple! 2) I think Nastia looks really pretty there and 3)though I would hate her for all of eternity, I think Lochte would have made a good choice.
Why do his jackets always look so big?? And why do men go to fashion shows?
and I know someone keeps searching “ryan lochte marijuana” on here. I don’t know if he does or not, so can’t help you there. We can only infer from interviews.
Aw, scrunchy face. But Kaitlin Sandeno? Um, I think you can shoot a little higher now (or lower… we’re getting married remember?). And she has a total witch laugh.
Wtf did Eamon say? The Teek? You’d think someone would pick Aquaman. Hahaha, “Superhe… Bananaman!” That’s what I’m being for Halloween this year, let me tell you.
Bitch! I want to be Michael’s brother! Just kidding Katie, you seem like a nice girl, just a bit of an Olympics let-down.
Oh and this was posted a little while ago. Ryan and Michael like to discuss girls. Judging by Ryan’s Olympic crush and Michael’s strippers, they’re probably cheepy looking. Its ok. You guys can talk about me.
With his mom and sisters cheering him on, Michael once again crushed the field, this time in the 200m individual medley. The victory was made even sweeter as his teammate and good friend, the very laid-back Ryan Lochte, brought home the bronze.
“You guys were walking off together, you guys were laughing,” Billy asked. “What are you talking about?”
“Oh I mean, we can talk about anything” Ryan said. “Most likely, it’s some girl that we saw. “
“You guys pop out of the water and you said, “Did you see the blonde in the second row, she was phenomenal?”
“That’s, like, what we basically say to each other, just, it gets our mind off everything, swimming, everything. We just talk about girls.”
And Gossip Girl was too boring, yet confusing for me last night, so I cheered myself up with Oprah again (yeah, I watched it twice…) Nate needs to leave the Botox hooker and get back to Vanessa. What a douche.
now I kind of wish I knew more about Eamon Sullivan during the Olympics.
First of all, he has an adorable Australian accent, he sounds smart, and look what he said about his ex Stephanie Rice.
He says of the recent kiss news, “That’s her business and, now that we’re friends, it’s not something I have to worry about. She’s a mature girl and makes her own decisions and we’re just enjoying being friends and that’s something you just can’t take away.”
Aw, I love him. He’s sweet.
Eamon Sullivan and Stephanie Rice in their Davenport advertisements
They were cute together. And Stephanie Rice is ridiculously pretty. I hate her! And she didn’t go all “OMG gross, ew, no!” when they asked if she kissed Phelps. Amanda Beard should be embarrassed. Not only does she really look like a man next to Rice, she also looks like even more of a bitch.
In other news, what appears to be a would-be teenage suicide bomber turned herself into Iraqi police in Baquba. She says she was forced to by her family. That is too sad. To read the rest click here.
(And yes, I will be holding on to the Olympics for as long as I can.)
