so…

I still have a chapter of Latin American history to take notes on but hey! Obama pretty much has this in the bag.

Not that you didn’t know that.

But if you live in Florida and voted yes on amendment 2, I’m extremely mad at you. Just because we never got anything catchy like “No on Prop H8TE” does not make it ok.

Let’s reminisce over this election and all our fond memories–

• We had the lovely people at SNL in all their glory. Won’t you miss that? Oh, Amy, please come back.
• My father called me a communist.
• I had to debate for Obama is Spanish.
• Having the Young Democrats behind me in a parade waving their glorious Obama posters. One of which now resides crumpled up in the corner of my room. Oh, and hearing the little children yell “Momma, OBAMA’S COMING!”
• Laughing over the joke that is Sarah Palin and John McCain’s rapid blinking
• “Obviously Obama is going to win. He’s a trend!” – some kid
• “You know why the world wants Obama to win? Because liberals are pussies! The world doesn’t like George Bush because he wasn’t a pussy!” – my endearing father, who then told me that Obama would basically lead to the end of the U.S. It was uplifting.
• and many, many more.

Poor McCain and Palin have lost hope. Where will Palin go? Back to Alaska. Sad. And McCain why must you make me feel so bad for you? Why do I pity old people whose dreams are crushed so much? This makes the election so much less fun. I should be basking in the Obama domination. BUT GUESS WHAT! Michelle Obama will be our new pretty first lady!

and I shall leave you with this. If you are easily offended… well then don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Oh, that was rich. And I feel kind of mean for posting it

 

Well kids, its been epic.

AH the REAL Sarah Palin!

So SNL last night had horrendous skits, but Adele was amazing (she did Cold Shoulder!), and there was Marky Mark there with Andy Samberg, SARAH PALIN, and the very pregnant Amy Poehler rapping with Sexy Sarah waving her hands around.

To watch the Sarah Palin opener and weekend update click HERE!

You MUST watch the weekend update Amy Poehler rap. Oh my god, best thing of my LIFE! The first video also has Mark Wahlberg and Alec Baldwin. Can anyone find the Andy/Mark confrontation clip? That was the other good part.

And is it weird that I think Andy Samberg’s cute?

I think I have a thing for big noses, being a not-so-proud owner of one myself. Lochte has one too.

But I pretty much fall in love with anyone funny… so that helps too.

Let’s do a weekend wrap up.

IT SMELLS LIKE PEPPER!

But first-

Hey perverts, stop trying to find Sarah Palin naked, ok? Yeah, I know what you’re searching on google! And no, I do not have pictures, links, or any other forms of infomation.

 

But anyway, about SNL… it was really boring except for slight glimpses of Michael’s torso, Andy Samberg’s facial expressions, and Tina Fey as Sarah Palin. She was so dead on, it was hilarious. (To watch click here)And oh! Nutella! A giant jar of Nutella. That stuff is like 190 calories for every 2 tablespoons, so I must eat about 400 calories worth of nutella everyday. But I digress. I have been walking around my house dancing and saying “fancy pants” though. Oh another good thing… Debbie Phelps!!! Michael’s male version of Joan Cusack in 16 Candles was pretty funny, but other than that, the boy can not act, or read teleprompters. And I was laughing during that pepper skit. It was really random, but I found it funny. Lil’ Wayne was boring, too. Sad. And what was with no shirtless Phelps skits or a Lochte/Phelps bromance skit. But we got a skit about the smell of pepper? That makes nooo sense. The bromance one would have been so obvious to me.

The Women sucked big time. Eva Mendes is no Joan Crawford, let me tell you. the 1939 version was sooo much better.

and now I have to go to school tomorrow as an angel fish, so yeahhh. That’s going to be really fun…. AND I’M GOING TO MISS JASON LEZAK ON ELLEN! Not only that, but I went to Wal-Mart yesterday, and I specifically wanted Frosted Flakes for my Michael Phelps box (yes, like a little child) but do you think he was actually on it yet? No. What are they waiting for… we need to get those things going! So now I have my stupid Tony the Tiger box. Omgosh. Someone tape Lezak for me and post it on youtube.

Does the Ellen site have videos of the show?

Lochte and the Stock Exchange

Two things you never thought would go together.

Well, someone sent me some link about Lochte at the Stock Exchange, but their comment was marked as spam and I accidently deleted it. (So thank you to whoever sent me the info.)

I googled it, and a few days ago Lochte, Phelps, and my favorite female American swimmer Natalie Coughlin got to ring the Opening Bell.

If you want to see a picture click here.

 

Andddd tomorrow is SNL, right? With Michael? Let’s hope that goes well, and Lil’Wayne doesn’t refuse to get his bag checked Fashion Rocks style.

hahaha, omg!

Forget my box of Frosted Flakes!

Michael Phelps will be hosting SNL with the musical preformer being Lil’ Wayne. Click it.

That’s either going to be really good, or really akward!