i’m getting it out of my system so I don’t look like a freak tomorrow.

ahhhh.

I need him.

they're so pretty its sickening.I loveee them.

um, awkward pose.

and I think that covers the point (or lack of one) of this post.

From here

Picspam of the oldies.

Oh yes, here we go! I couldn’t just give you one picture and one video for Paul now could I?

All of my favorite men from way back when.

First, Paul Newman

Ha! Ok that killed it, but the left picture he still looks gorgeous.

And they are my favorite couple in the world!

See how adorable?

I just realized most of those were profile pictures. Hm.

 

Ok, Marlon Brando. Pre-Godfather days. I choose to ignore that part of his life.

HEY STELLAAA.

James Dean

Um, yeah. I could just die.

 

Oh! and on the topic of old men…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Do you not just love him? So classy. I wish everyone dressed the way they did on the Sartorialist. The men on there are to die for with all their trendiness.

pictures, pictures, pictures.

Well, not that many.

awkward suit, Lochte. Pretty sure this was at fashion week.

Ryan, you were just too adorable at the NYSE.

And Jason Lezak on Coooonan Oooo’Brieeeen! He has a really good personality, actually. I wish he was my uncle. And he admits that the French and US swimmers really didn’t like each other outside the Watercube either. Well, he just says that they aren’t friends, but I bet there were many a dirty looks in the Olympic Village.

Conan tends to be really awkward with his guests, but I think this one was really good.\

 

Edit: I’ve just been told Lochte was golfing in Ocala today. I’ve been watching the news so I don’t know how I missed that update, but just in case you have been avidly stalking him I wanted to give you a heads up.

I COULD HAVE MET HIM! I COULD HAVE LIVED OUT MY DREAM!

This is a MAJOR rant.

I COULD HAVE SKIPPED AND WENT TO DAYTONA TODAY! Do you know why??? Ryan Lochte, the love of my life, was there meeting fans. Uh yeah, he was meeting people like me! And do you know where I was? At school.

And do you think I would be smart enough to actually keep track of these things? NO! So now I am going to throw up because I missed my golden opportunity to seduce Ryan Lochte and marry him. I missed it.

This, which could have been the BEST day of my life, is now the worst. Oh my God, I could just go die!

Die!

He was 15 minutes away from me ALL DAMN DAY!

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What the hell kind of Olympic obsessor am I if I can’t even get this information??? I have completely failed.

RLM sent me a comment about it. AND I DIDN’T KNOW!

 

And if you want to see pictures THAT AREN’T MINE BECAUSE I WASN’T THERE click here. There are some of him at the Max Azria fashion show, NYSE, and the Olympics, too.

I could have seen that!!!

Yeah, do you know how pissed at myself I am?

 

Edit: I had to call just about everyone I know about this. I am SO upset I want to cry. He looked so good, too. Omg, really good. And you know what is really funny… Someone told me a few days ago I was like that girl on the Michael Phelps commercial that said “One day I’ll look back at this and laugh… OR CRY!” Well guess what? Now I am completely that girl. I CAN NOT believe I couldn’t have just checked my comments last night. omg, WHY did I decide to be a good student last night?

Oh… and some kid heard about my freak out and was like “Oh that’s cool… His dad is my club coach.” Yeah way to help out and rub your Lochte connections in my face!

woah.

Phelps actually looks kind of cute in this picture? Awkward angle, I know.

 

Phelps, you’re so lucky. You get to touch Lochte allll the time.

…man, I miss those days.

Oh and one more thing…

Bananaman is real!

 

and I know someone keeps searching “ryan lochte marijuana” on here. I don’t know if he does or not, so can’t help you there. We can only infer from interviews.

Lochte and Phelps… the relationship in pictures.

I should really go to sleep, but these pictures make me giggle so I will share them with you.

Haha, omggg.

yes, the three angles were necessary. I can’t find the one of Ryan resting his head on Michael. I loved that one.

….secret lovers….

NO! I would cry for days. Michael can have all the golds he wants, but not my Lochte.

and if that didn’t make you smile, maybe this will?