Perezzies!

now I have to see Twilight Monday. Sad. Its at like a 45% on Rotten Tomatoes right now, which is better than I expected actually. Some people even liked Rob!

Which reminds me, does it honestly matter who “claims” a celebrity first? Girls all over are getting all crazy saying “I LOVED Rob wayyy before you even knew he was.” Are you honestly going to get mad that another girl just happened to suddenly have a picture of him in her locker when yours was there “like fiveeee yearsss agooo.” No one cares, ok?  Let the poor girl put up her damn poster. Just because some people don’t spend their time researching barely famous celebrities doesn’t mean they’re not allowed to like them when they do get famous.  And I’m off my rant.

But now its time to vote for the Perezzies! You know, Perez Hilton’s awards.

Very prestigious.

Here are the nominees, with my choices in bold.

Hottest Hookup.

• Chris Brown and Rihanna
• Madonna and A-Rod
• Selena Gomez and Nick Jonas
• Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan
• Scarlett Johannson and Ryan Reynolds

Biggest Breakup.

• A-Rod and Cynthia
• Hugh Hefner and the girls
• Madonna and Guy Ritchie
• Anne Hathaway and the Italian guy
• Joe Jonas and Taylor Swift

Favorite Jonas

• Nick
• Joe
• Kevin

Breakout Star of the Year

• Katy Perry
• Robert Pattinson
• Taylor Swift
• Lady GaGa
• Selena Gomez

Baddest Bad Girl

• Amy Winehouse
• Lindsay Lohan
• Sienna Miller
• Britney Spears
• Miley Cyrus (well, I did that just cause I could)

Biggest Scandal

• Amy Winehouse’s life in shambles
• Madonna and A-Rod’s affair
• Sluttyiena Miller’s homewrecking relationship
• Lindsay and Samantha’s Hook Up
• Italian guy’s court case

Best Dressed

• Angelina Jolie
• DITA VON TEESE! (I hereby declare my undying love for her.)
• Posh Spice
• Anne Hathaway
• Rihanna

Worst Dressed

• Amy Winhouse
• Lindsay Lohan
• OC girl with cellulite
• Aubrey O’Day
• Mariah Carey (well, that was close)

Hottest Hottie

• Chace Crawford
• Megan Fox
• Zaquisha Efron
• David Beckham
• Robert Pattinson!

Cutest celebuspawn

• Harlow Madden
• Shiloh Jolie-Pitt
• Violet Affleck
• Kingston Rossdale
• Suri Cruise

Most Improved

• Britney Spears
• Nicole Richie
• Perez Hilton
• Lindsay Lohan
• Paris Hilton

Worst Trainwreck

• Amy Winehouse
• Lily Allen
• Tara Reid
• Britney Spears
• Lindsay Lohan

Most DVR-worthy series

• True Blood
• Grey’s Anatomy
• BH 90210
• The Office
• Gossip Girl

Biggest Box Office Blowout

• HSM 3
• Sex in the City
• Twilight
• Iron man
• Dark Knight

Celeb of the Year

• Angelina Jolie
• Britney Spears
• Heath Ledger
• Obama
• Rihanna

fun, fun.

 

HEY! If you went to the midnight showing of Twilight, or just went Friday, tell me what you thought!

12 year old virgins lick Robert Pattinson’s hair.

Awkward? Absolutely. But hey, he said it himself. Honestly, who thinks to say that when someone asks how you style your hair? Maybe you just have to be creative after hearing the same question a million times.

But anyway, that title has nothing to do with this post. It was just too hard to resist. (actually… scroll all the way down)

This post is actually about how I can not stand Christina Aguilera anymore. She is such a trendfollower, when she has this huge chance to be a trendsetter, and its soo annoying. First she followed the whole ‘Old Hollywood’ thing when Dita von Teese was really being talked about and all the actresses were wearing red lipstick, and now she has completely ripped off Lady GaGa and playing dumb (while also being extremely rude). Ugh. I’d rather you be “dirrty” again, Christina. Perez is right on this issue.

And you know what? I hope Britney makes a comeback soon so she can come back to claim her spot that Xtina filled while she was crazy! We allll know who was the most popular back in the day. “Hit Me Baby One More Time” completely outshines “Genie in a Bottle.”

So since stepping out of Britney’s shadows, Christina has climbed the charts with redoing an Anderson Sisters song, the Bugle Boy one, and now she is making it all techno-dancey because people like Lady GaGa are climbing out of indie obscurity.

 

The blunt, bleach blonde hair, bold makeup, and now references to pop-art music? Way to be a follower.

 

Well, just scroll through this.

 

ugh, he is to die for. Twilight cast photos from InStyle are here. Oh, and I think they’re going to be on Ellen Friday. Hope I can find it on youtube.

Guess who made Perez?

Ryan Lochte did! He got a post all for himself! Not even with the attention going to Eamon or Phelps, like last time.

So he wants to desing clothes and get out of swimming. Wait… WHAT? He does know that I won’t love him  if he isn’t an Olympic swimmer anymore, right? Does this mean no 2012???? No LONDON?!?! And since when has he been designing for Speedo? I am just so unaware. But all I know is, this just can’t happen because then I would have to completely obsess over Eamon Sullivan, and he lives in AUSTRALIA! Not Florida, where I live. Maybe that’s why he was with Nastia. They both are getting into fashion.

 

Whatever Lochte. That was both exciting and upsetting. …and I hope your line doesn’t involve marquee belts. That was over and done with when I was in 8th grade.

And is there some Sarah Palin nude scandal going on right now? Like 20 people got here by typing either Sarah Palin nude or Sarah Palin hair. Did a paparazzi get a vajayjay shot or something?

Phelps update!

For those of you who don’t read Perez, he talks about Michael all the time.

So I pretty much get all my news from there.

First, Michael will be at the MTV VMAs (well that’s what they say). So hopefully this year won’t suck as much as it did last year. They should do something really exciting. They should have him dress up as Aquaman!

Second, Ryan Lochte’s hero Lil’ Wayne (and apparently Michael’s favorite rapper as well) did not show up to court for possession of marijuana, ecstasy, and cocaine. Maybe that’s why he always seem to slur so much.

AND third, Mommy Phelps already has a line at Chico’s dedicated to her and now there looks like some possible collaborations. Damn, I wish I was related to that boy. Maybe Old Navy and I could do something.

Oh, and cute video of Matthew Mitcham here.

 

Pow!

And I think I may be ending my relationship with la Lochte because he really does sound a little high 24/7.

Edit: I really don’t think i can break it off. I just love him in a Speedo way too much. Andddd I think I want to do a post on Jonathan Horton and his ADORABLENESS tomorrow.

I don’t know, but…

now I kind of wish I knew more about Eamon Sullivan during the Olympics.

First of all, he has an adorable Australian accent, he sounds smart, and look what he said about his ex Stephanie Rice.

He says of the recent kiss news, “That’s her business and, now that we’re friends, it’s not something I have to worry about. She’s a mature girl and makes her own decisions and we’re just enjoying being friends and that’s something you just can’t take away.”

Aw, I love him. He’s sweet.

Eamon Sullivan and Stephanie Rice in their Davenport advertisements

They were cute together. And Stephanie Rice is ridiculously pretty. I hate her! And she didn’t go all “OMG gross, ew, no!” when they asked if she kissed Phelps. Amanda Beard should be embarrassed. Not only does she really look like a man next to Rice, she also looks like even more of a bitch.

Quote from Perez Hilton.

In other news, what appears to be a would-be teenage suicide bomber turned herself into Iraqi police in Baquba. She says she was forced to by her family. That is too sad. To read the rest click here.

(And yes, I will be holding on to the Olympics for as long as I can.)

Why haven’t I seen this?!

So I heard he was on the Today show in Beijing, and never got to see the video.

Well, I don’t know why I didn’t check his page, but here is the cutest video ever. And if you watch it stay tuned for his adorable laughter starting around 1:07 or something. Oh, Matt… can’t I have your job?

AND… according to Perez Hilton here, Ryan may be on Oprah September 11th if they go through with the show. The idea is to get all the American gold medalists on one show. OMGOSH HOW EXCITING! This would be the best Oprah ever. So Opes, you should totally do it. Let’s all hope Phelpsy gets on board. Some winner named Ronda Rousey already confirmed it, but according to Oprah’s people nothing seems to be written in stone.

FINGERS CROSSED!