and there goes one of my husbands…

So before there was Ryan Lochte, there was Chace Crawford, and before that there was Channing Tatum. He still holds a special place in my heart, and I still love to drool over him in She’s the Man.
But alas… he finally proposed to longtime girlfriend Jenna Dewan. HUSBAND STEALER.

Well I hope they are happy together

Over the weekend, Tatum asked her to marry him in Maui in front of close friends invited under the radar to surprise Dewan, a source confirms exclusively to PEOPLE.

Amanda Bynes was a lucky bitch.

 

 

Oh and if you haven’t seen the Phelps/stripper ass grab…

PHELPS! What are you doing! Besides your DUI, I prefer to think of you as the little boy from Baltimore who just happens to be one of the greatest athletes that ever lived. WAY TO RUIN MY FANTASIES OF YOU BEING AN INNOCENT POOL PRODIGY! Now you just look like the your average pervy guy. Gosh.

Why don’t you just call up Amanda Beard now!

you have got to be kidding me.

Blehhhh.

Can Disney shove anymore teen poptartyness down our throats? The answer is yes! The Jonas Brothers, or JoBros as some prefer, are getting their own TV show. Yeah. I knew this was coming, but I was hoping there would be a change of plans. They can’t even act! I got through about 5 minutes of Camp Rock.

I am sooo sick of Disney stars. If I ever see Miley Cyrus I would punch her in the face! Maybe not, but I would want to! You can not go anywhere without hearing about a Jonas, or Miley, or High School Musical stars, or now even Selena and Demi! Have you seen Wal-mart? It looks like Hannah Montana threw up all over it. I can understand why a ten year old would like all of that, but when I saw a 16 year old girl at my school with a Hannah Montana shirt I just wanted to smack her! And they’re all convinced they are marrying a Jonas Brother.

Well ladies, you can keep ‘em! I’m aiming for some Olympic swimmers.

get ready to die.

I originally posted this last night, but everything got all screwed up so let’s try this again.

Jonathan Horton is perhaps the most adorable gymnast who ever lived. Followed by the also adorable Zou Kai. And now he is doing this gymnastics SUPERSTARS tour, which I have a small desire to go to. Why don’t they have a swimming SUPERSTARS(!) tour? Now that I would pay big money for.

 

omg, ANGELS!

Jonathan Horton, I want to keep you in my pocket and take you everywhere.

His wrist and hand (and arm) look very akwardly large.

omg, I could just die. Paul Hamm ruins it though.

You are just too adorable.

He kills me. He just kills me.

And I couldn’t post this without some Zou Kai…

He is so tiny and cute!

And Michael Phelps article here