Perezzies!

now I have to see Twilight Monday. Sad. Its at like a 45% on Rotten Tomatoes right now, which is better than I expected actually. Some people even liked Rob!

Which reminds me, does it honestly matter who “claims” a celebrity first? Girls all over are getting all crazy saying “I LOVED Rob wayyy before you even knew he was.” Are you honestly going to get mad that another girl just happened to suddenly have a picture of him in her locker when yours was there “like fiveeee yearsss agooo.” No one cares, ok?  Let the poor girl put up her damn poster. Just because some people don’t spend their time researching barely famous celebrities doesn’t mean they’re not allowed to like them when they do get famous.  And I’m off my rant.

But now its time to vote for the Perezzies! You know, Perez Hilton’s awards.

Very prestigious.

Here are the nominees, with my choices in bold.

Hottest Hookup.

• Chris Brown and Rihanna
• Madonna and A-Rod
• Selena Gomez and Nick Jonas
• Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan
• Scarlett Johannson and Ryan Reynolds

Biggest Breakup.

• A-Rod and Cynthia
• Hugh Hefner and the girls
• Madonna and Guy Ritchie
• Anne Hathaway and the Italian guy
• Joe Jonas and Taylor Swift

Favorite Jonas

• Nick
• Joe
• Kevin

Breakout Star of the Year

• Katy Perry
• Robert Pattinson
• Taylor Swift
• Lady GaGa
• Selena Gomez

Baddest Bad Girl

• Amy Winehouse
• Lindsay Lohan
• Sienna Miller
• Britney Spears
• Miley Cyrus (well, I did that just cause I could)

Biggest Scandal

• Amy Winehouse’s life in shambles
• Madonna and A-Rod’s affair
• Sluttyiena Miller’s homewrecking relationship
• Lindsay and Samantha’s Hook Up
• Italian guy’s court case

Best Dressed

• Angelina Jolie
• DITA VON TEESE! (I hereby declare my undying love for her.)
• Posh Spice
• Anne Hathaway
• Rihanna

Worst Dressed

• Amy Winhouse
• Lindsay Lohan
• OC girl with cellulite
• Aubrey O’Day
• Mariah Carey (well, that was close)

Hottest Hottie

• Chace Crawford
• Megan Fox
• Zaquisha Efron
• David Beckham
• Robert Pattinson!

Cutest celebuspawn

• Harlow Madden
• Shiloh Jolie-Pitt
• Violet Affleck
• Kingston Rossdale
• Suri Cruise

Most Improved

• Britney Spears
• Nicole Richie
• Perez Hilton
• Lindsay Lohan
• Paris Hilton

Worst Trainwreck

• Amy Winehouse
• Lily Allen
• Tara Reid
• Britney Spears
• Lindsay Lohan

Most DVR-worthy series

• True Blood
• Grey’s Anatomy
• BH 90210
• The Office
• Gossip Girl

Biggest Box Office Blowout

• HSM 3
• Sex in the City
• Twilight
• Iron man
• Dark Knight

Celeb of the Year

• Angelina Jolie
• Britney Spears
• Heath Ledger
• Obama
• Rihanna

fun, fun.

 

HEY! If you went to the midnight showing of Twilight, or just went Friday, tell me what you thought!

so…

I still have a chapter of Latin American history to take notes on but hey! Obama pretty much has this in the bag.

Not that you didn’t know that.

But if you live in Florida and voted yes on amendment 2, I’m extremely mad at you. Just because we never got anything catchy like “No on Prop H8TE” does not make it ok.

Let’s reminisce over this election and all our fond memories–

• We had the lovely people at SNL in all their glory. Won’t you miss that? Oh, Amy, please come back.
• My father called me a communist.
• I had to debate for Obama is Spanish.
• Having the Young Democrats behind me in a parade waving their glorious Obama posters. One of which now resides crumpled up in the corner of my room. Oh, and hearing the little children yell “Momma, OBAMA’S COMING!”
• Laughing over the joke that is Sarah Palin and John McCain’s rapid blinking
• “Obviously Obama is going to win. He’s a trend!” – some kid
• “You know why the world wants Obama to win? Because liberals are pussies! The world doesn’t like George Bush because he wasn’t a pussy!” – my endearing father, who then told me that Obama would basically lead to the end of the U.S. It was uplifting.
• and many, many more.

Poor McCain and Palin have lost hope. Where will Palin go? Back to Alaska. Sad. And McCain why must you make me feel so bad for you? Why do I pity old people whose dreams are crushed so much? This makes the election so much less fun. I should be basking in the Obama domination. BUT GUESS WHAT! Michelle Obama will be our new pretty first lady!

and I shall leave you with this. If you are easily offended… well then don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Oh, that was rich. And I feel kind of mean for posting it

 

Well kids, its been epic.

hahaha, oh my god.

Sarah Palin was covering her teen daughter’s pregnancy and claiming the kid as her own?

That’s what they’re saying!

 The lady is a former pageant girl AND politician. There HAS to be something good lurking in her closets, no?

Obama ‘08!

Oh and btw, doesn’t she look like one of those ridiculously annoying mothers who call the school whenever they found out their kids saw like a nude Greek statue in a textbook or something? I could just shoot myself listening to that woman speak. Very sneaky, McCain, trying to get Hillary’s voters like that. Or does he just want to look “fresh” too?

Maybe he should have picked someone who isn’t from Alaska circa 1998.

 

Words can not describe how this lady’s face pisses me off.