now I have to see Twilight Monday. Sad. Its at like a 45% on Rotten Tomatoes right now, which is better than I expected actually. Some people even liked Rob!
Which reminds me, does it honestly matter who “claims” a celebrity first? Girls all over are getting all crazy saying “I LOVED Rob wayyy before you even knew he was.” Are you honestly going to get mad that another girl just happened to suddenly have a picture of him in her locker when yours was there “like fiveeee yearsss agooo.” No one cares, ok? Let the poor girl put up her damn poster. Just because some people don’t spend their time researching barely famous celebrities doesn’t mean they’re not allowed to like them when they do get famous. And I’m off my rant.
But now its time to vote for the Perezzies! You know, Perez Hilton’s awards.
Very prestigious.
Here are the nominees, with my choices in bold.
Hottest Hookup.
Chris Brown and Rihanna
Madonna and A-Rod
Selena Gomez and Nick Jonas
Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan
Scarlett Johannson and Ryan Reynolds
Biggest Breakup.
A-Rod and Cynthia
Hugh Hefner and the girls
Madonna and Guy Ritchie
Anne Hathaway and the Italian guy
Joe Jonas and Taylor Swift
Favorite Jonas
Nick
Joe
Kevin
Breakout Star of the Year
Katy Perry
Robert Pattinson
Taylor Swift
Lady GaGa
Selena Gomez
Baddest Bad Girl
Amy Winehouse
Lindsay Lohan
Sienna Miller
Britney Spears
Miley Cyrus (well, I did that just cause I could)
Biggest Scandal
Amy Winehouse’s life in shambles
Madonna and A-Rod’s affair
Sluttyiena Miller’s homewrecking relationship
Lindsay and Samantha’s Hook Up
Italian guy’s court case
Best Dressed
Angelina Jolie
DITA VON TEESE! (I hereby declare my undying love for her.)
Posh Spice
Anne Hathaway
Rihanna
Worst Dressed
Amy Winhouse
Lindsay Lohan
OC girl with cellulite
Aubrey O’Day
Mariah Carey (well, that was close)
Hottest Hottie
Chace Crawford
Megan Fox
Zaquisha Efron
David Beckham
Robert Pattinson!
Cutest celebuspawn
Harlow Madden
Shiloh Jolie-Pitt
Violet Affleck
Kingston Rossdale
Suri Cruise
Most Improved
Britney Spears
Nicole Richie
Perez Hilton
Lindsay Lohan
Paris Hilton
Worst Trainwreck
Amy Winehouse
Lily Allen
Tara Reid
Britney Spears
Lindsay Lohan
Most DVR-worthy series
True Blood
Grey’s Anatomy
BH 90210
The Office
Gossip Girl
Biggest Box Office Blowout
HSM 3
Sex in the City
Twilight
Iron man
Dark Knight
Celeb of the Year
Angelina Jolie
Britney Spears
Heath Ledger
Obama
Rihanna
fun, fun.
HEY! If you went to the midnight showing of Twilight, or just went Friday, tell me what you thought!
Even our parade at least provides a convertible for the grand marshall, not the back of a golf cart.
Well anyway, here’s Ryan Lochte at a parade in Port Orange, while I was being forced to watch Shia LaBeouf’s interview on Ellen thanks to youtube. Sad.
Even with his golf cart I still wouldn’t have minded meeting him in the moon bounce.
Now I have to drag my body off of this chair to do work. A lot of work. Dancing makes you sore. Who would have known.
Maybe updating this later. Have so much to do tonight.
Lochte, Phelps, Coughlin at NYSE. Coughlin sounds very out of it, poor thing. She’s still pretty, though. They must be so tired.
Oh, I’ll post some Perez Olympic swimmers updates later… or you can just go read it for yourself. Phelps has a new commercial (which involves a little torso, Michael looks adorable) and Brendan Hanson got his gold stolen! Sad.
Edit: added a hyperlink to Michael’s commercial. To bad he couldn’t be as adorable on SNL.
Hey! Miley Cyrus is dating a 20 year old?? Yeah she is still 15. Miley pretty much sucks at keeping a squeaky clean image. I don’t even know why I bother to blog about her, honestly. And I totally agree with this post secret card–
Can Disney shove anymore teen poptartyness down our throats? The answer is yes! The Jonas Brothers, or JoBros as some prefer, are getting their own TV show. Yeah. I knew this was coming, but I was hoping there would be a change of plans. They can’t even act! I got through about 5 minutes of Camp Rock.
I am sooo sick of Disney stars. If I ever see Miley Cyrus I would punch her in the face! Maybe not, but I would want to! You can not go anywhere without hearing about a Jonas, or Miley, or High School Musical stars, or now even Selena and Demi! Have you seen Wal-mart? It looks like Hannah Montana threw up all over it. I can understand why a ten year old would like all of that, but when I saw a 16 year old girl at my school with a Hannah Montana shirt I just wanted to smack her! And they’re all convinced they are marrying a Jonas Brother.
Well ladies, you can keep ‘em! I’m aiming for some Olympic swimmers.
