I still have a chapter of Latin American history to take notes on but hey! Obama pretty much has this in the bag.
Not that you didn’t know that.
But if you live in Florida and voted yes on amendment 2, I’m extremely mad at you. Just because we never got anything catchy like “No on Prop H8TE” does not make it ok.
Let’s reminisce over this election and all our fond memories–
We had the lovely people at SNL in all their glory. Won’t you miss that? Oh, Amy, please come back.
My father called me a communist.
I had to debate for Obama is Spanish.
Having the Young Democrats behind me in a parade waving their glorious Obama posters. One of which now resides crumpled up in the corner of my room. Oh, and hearing the little children yell “Momma, OBAMA’S COMING!”
Laughing over the joke that is Sarah Palin and John McCain’s rapid blinking
“Obviously Obama is going to win. He’s a trend!” – some kid
“You know why the world wants Obama to win? Because liberals are pussies! The world doesn’t like George Bush because he wasn’t a pussy!” – my endearing father, who then told me that Obama would basically lead to the end of the U.S. It was uplifting.
and many, many more.
Poor McCain and Palin have lost hope. Where will Palin go? Back to Alaska. Sad. And McCain why must you make me feel so bad for you? Why do I pity old people whose dreams are crushed so much? This makes the election so much less fun. I should be basking in the Obama domination. BUT GUESS WHAT! Michelle Obama will be our new pretty first lady!
and I shall leave you with this. If you are easily offended… well then don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Oh, that was rich. And I feel kind of mean for posting it
On Wednesday, Gossip Girl hottie Chace Crawfordsaid, “I’m not gonna lie. Sarah Palin is quite attractive.”
Chace, that’s gross. She needs to update that hair and makeup before she get’s to be the hot politician. I don’t care where she placed in that pageant. Plus, her face just screams “I’M ANNOYING”
What is even grosser is that McCain was once attractive as well. Some people just really do not age well.
Oh, and Pamela Anderson, our favorite blonde loud-mouth, sayed that Sarah Palin could suck it. Hahaha, oh Pam.
I am still pissed at the Republicans for that choice. I know everyone is so sick of hearing about this but seriously. I mean maybeee John McCain has something going on there, but Palin is like nails on a blackboard. It was so obvious that choice was to steal some votes from dumb women. How is SNL even going to spoof her? Her voice already sounds like a clip from the show.
Sarah Palin’s daughter is five months pregnant. And she plans on marrying the dad. This is so Jamie Lynn of her! Hopefully this daddy isn’t cheating on her with a middle-aged woman though! And now I know everyone makes mistakes and all that blah blah blah. I’m a teen… yeah I get it, but wasn’t Sarah Palin being boasted as like… mother of the year? You know, she has like fifty kids, one disabled, is in the PTA, and is the governor of a state that has about five people living there. I don’t want you running my country if McCain has a heart attack when you can’t even keep your daughter un-knocked up. See, all the “perfect” families have the issues like these.
And apparently McCain knew about this? Hahahaha, way to go! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING!!!
This is the best election ever! GO OBAMA! Who is actually a much better person than me if you read this.
I do feel bad for Bristol, though. Now she will have to deal with who knows how many blog posts like this all because her mom is under public scrutiny right now…. and Oprah is having her Olympic extravaganza (let’s all hope Ryan is there) September 8th!
