Let’s do a weekend wrap up.

IT SMELLS LIKE PEPPER!

But first-

Hey perverts, stop trying to find Sarah Palin naked, ok? Yeah, I know what you’re searching on google! And no, I do not have pictures, links, or any other forms of infomation.

 

But anyway, about SNL… it was really boring except for slight glimpses of Michael’s torso, Andy Samberg’s facial expressions, and Tina Fey as Sarah Palin. She was so dead on, it was hilarious. (To watch click here)And oh! Nutella! A giant jar of Nutella. That stuff is like 190 calories for every 2 tablespoons, so I must eat about 400 calories worth of nutella everyday. But I digress. I have been walking around my house dancing and saying “fancy pants” though. Oh another good thing… Debbie Phelps!!! Michael’s male version of Joan Cusack in 16 Candles was pretty funny, but other than that, the boy can not act, or read teleprompters. And I was laughing during that pepper skit. It was really random, but I found it funny. Lil’ Wayne was boring, too. Sad. And what was with no shirtless Phelps skits or a Lochte/Phelps bromance skit. But we got a skit about the smell of pepper? That makes nooo sense. The bromance one would have been so obvious to me.

The Women sucked big time. Eva Mendes is no Joan Crawford, let me tell you. the 1939 version was sooo much better.

and now I have to go to school tomorrow as an angel fish, so yeahhh. That’s going to be really fun…. AND I’M GOING TO MISS JASON LEZAK ON ELLEN! Not only that, but I went to Wal-Mart yesterday, and I specifically wanted Frosted Flakes for my Michael Phelps box (yes, like a little child) but do you think he was actually on it yet? No. What are they waiting for… we need to get those things going! So now I have my stupid Tony the Tiger box. Omgosh. Someone tape Lezak for me and post it on youtube.

Does the Ellen site have videos of the show?

Lochte and the Stock Exchange

Two things you never thought would go together.

Well, someone sent me some link about Lochte at the Stock Exchange, but their comment was marked as spam and I accidently deleted it. (So thank you to whoever sent me the info.)

I googled it, and a few days ago Lochte, Phelps, and my favorite female American swimmer Natalie Coughlin got to ring the Opening Bell.

If you want to see a picture click here.

 

Andddd tomorrow is SNL, right? With Michael? Let’s hope that goes well, and Lil’Wayne doesn’t refuse to get his bag checked Fashion Rocks style.

hahaha, omg!

Forget my box of Frosted Flakes!

Michael Phelps will be hosting SNL with the musical preformer being Lil’ Wayne. Click it.

That’s either going to be really good, or really akward!

Phelps update!

For those of you who don’t read Perez, he talks about Michael all the time.

So I pretty much get all my news from there.

First, Michael will be at the MTV VMAs (well that’s what they say). So hopefully this year won’t suck as much as it did last year. They should do something really exciting. They should have him dress up as Aquaman!

Second, Ryan Lochte’s hero Lil’ Wayne (and apparently Michael’s favorite rapper as well) did not show up to court for possession of marijuana, ecstasy, and cocaine. Maybe that’s why he always seem to slur so much.

AND third, Mommy Phelps already has a line at Chico’s dedicated to her and now there looks like some possible collaborations. Damn, I wish I was related to that boy. Maybe Old Navy and I could do something.

Oh, and cute video of Matthew Mitcham here.

 

Pow!

And I think I may be ending my relationship with la Lochte because he really does sound a little high 24/7.

Edit: I really don’t think i can break it off. I just love him in a Speedo way too much. Andddd I think I want to do a post on Jonathan Horton and his ADORABLENESS tomorrow.