now I have to see Twilight Monday. Sad. Its at like a 45% on Rotten Tomatoes right now, which is better than I expected actually. Some people even liked Rob!
Which reminds me, does it honestly matter who “claims” a celebrity first? Girls all over are getting all crazy saying “I LOVED Rob wayyy before you even knew he was.” Are you honestly going to get mad that another girl just happened to suddenly have a picture of him in her locker when yours was there “like fiveeee yearsss agooo.” No one cares, ok? Let the poor girl put up her damn poster. Just because some people don’t spend their time researching barely famous celebrities doesn’t mean they’re not allowed to like them when they do get famous. And I’m off my rant.
But now its time to vote for the Perezzies! You know, Perez Hilton’s awards.
Very prestigious.
Here are the nominees, with my choices in bold.
Hottest Hookup.
Chris Brown and Rihanna
Madonna and A-Rod
Selena Gomez and Nick Jonas
Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan
Scarlett Johannson and Ryan Reynolds
Biggest Breakup.
A-Rod and Cynthia
Hugh Hefner and the girls
Madonna and Guy Ritchie
Anne Hathaway and the Italian guy
Joe Jonas and Taylor Swift
Favorite Jonas
Nick
Joe
Kevin
Breakout Star of the Year
Katy Perry
Robert Pattinson
Taylor Swift
Lady GaGa
Selena Gomez
Baddest Bad Girl
Amy Winehouse
Lindsay Lohan
Sienna Miller
Britney Spears
Miley Cyrus (well, I did that just cause I could)
Biggest Scandal
Amy Winehouse’s life in shambles
Madonna and A-Rod’s affair
Sluttyiena Miller’s homewrecking relationship
Lindsay and Samantha’s Hook Up
Italian guy’s court case
Best Dressed
Angelina Jolie
DITA VON TEESE! (I hereby declare my undying love for her.)
Posh Spice
Anne Hathaway
Rihanna
Worst Dressed
Amy Winhouse
Lindsay Lohan
OC girl with cellulite
Aubrey O’Day
Mariah Carey (well, that was close)
Hottest Hottie
Chace Crawford
Megan Fox
Zaquisha Efron
David Beckham
Robert Pattinson!
Cutest celebuspawn
Harlow Madden
Shiloh Jolie-Pitt
Violet Affleck
Kingston Rossdale
Suri Cruise
Most Improved
Britney Spears
Nicole Richie
Perez Hilton
Lindsay Lohan
Paris Hilton
Worst Trainwreck
Amy Winehouse
Lily Allen
Tara Reid
Britney Spears
Lindsay Lohan
Most DVR-worthy series
True Blood
Grey’s Anatomy
BH 90210
The Office
Gossip Girl
Biggest Box Office Blowout
HSM 3
Sex in the City
Twilight
Iron man
Dark Knight
Celeb of the Year
Angelina Jolie
Britney Spears
Heath Ledger
Obama
Rihanna
fun, fun.
HEY! If you went to the midnight showing of Twilight, or just went Friday, tell me what you thought!
So I was on myspace today and someone posted this–
“Because of pyhscological changes in certain hormone producing metabolic pathways during aerobic and anerobic exercise, swimmers are the most sexually active athletes.
” Time Magazine
I don’t find that to be shocking at all, actually. Some of them look like quite the sex addicts. And if the Olympic Village is full of sex, the swimmers are quite the busy ones.
But enough of that pervertedness.
In Ryan Lochte not-so-much news, I am pretty sure my Spanish teacher met him and yeah, extremely jealous. She said he was a nice boy (who probably fits in with that little Time Magazine but perfectly). That’s nice.
Michael Phelps was on THE VIEW. Click here for thattt. Why are there two women there? Is this normal? Barbara Walters we know what you meant with the big feet emphasis. Boring interview though.
Also, I MISS AMY POEHLER, YOU GUYS! I miss her. At least she went out with a Sarah Paliney bang.
Um, Nick and Norah was pretty adorable. I don’t want Michael Cera having sex though. He’s not a swimmer.
I’m also want to see Twilight because I am kind of getting on the Robert Pattinson bandwagon.
Its the jaw.
And oh! He was CEDRIC DIGGORY! Who knew.
Am moving on. Gossip Girl! I need to do this fast. I have to research Obama in Spanish for my debate tomorrow. Anyway best episode ever.
I love Jenny, but hate Jenny, but love her. I love her new clothes, hate her orange skin, and she could lessen up on that makeup. But she stood up to Mamma Waldorf! That part was veryyy good. And the ending with Nate. It was adorable, and shook with envy when I realized he is like 20 something and she is 15.. 16???!!! Not fair! But she’s too skinny. Did you see how he grabbed her and pulled her back? i could have just died.
And… Dan kind of made me mad. I want Serena to be with the baby Johnny Depp. He looks like a baby Johnny Depp I tell you. And CHUCK and BLAIR almost made me cry. Almost. It was so sweet and perfect. Now I want Chuck with Vanessaaa.
So NOW tonight Dan is going to be a protective older brother and in the process should definitely wear a cardigan a la Skins. I’m SO excited. Older brothers are my favorite.
awww
And in case of any of you care I am currently snacking on a banana and nutella. Its good, you should try it. I HAVE TO DO HOMEWORK!
oh question, has anyone here used a ouija board? My friend did and it really worked. Good stories? Bad stories? They make me nervous.
So things are weird right now? I just want all this drama to blow over.
But you’re not here to read about my life! You guys want to see random nude pictures of celebrities (like Sarah Palin, still!) And sorry, still can’t help you.
Anyway, since I am getting sooo many views lately(ahem, yeah right) and have nothing to really write about anddd I just want to procrastinate on my real work.
More TV premieres!
Tomorrow is Pushing Daisies, Private Practice and Dirty Sexy Money. I’m a loser and don’t have a DVR, Tivo, whatever, so yes, I watch a three hour block of TV on Wednesday nights. But I never have to change the channel! They’re all on ABC.
So after tomorrow my TV schedule for fall will be complete.
I really don’t know why I watch Dirty Sexy Money, but its addicting. And I’ve missed it. Pushing Daisies is sooo good. The sets are adorable, and so are the clothes. And personally, I like Private Practive more than Grey’s Anatomy. The patient stories are always tear-jerkers.
And as for TV shows on already… well there is Skins, which I already wrote about, Gossip Girl, Ugly Betty, Grey’s Anatomy, Project Runway (which will be ending soon) and sometimes Dancing with the Stars.
Gossip Girl has been disappointing lately, but Monday’s episode was really good. And I absolutely love Chuck now. LOVE HIM. And Blair. They were always my favorites, but now I just love them even more. Serena pisses me off no matter what the writers do with her. Still mixed feelings about Jenny, though. And I knd of like Dan? I didn’t see Nate or Vanessa this week (maybe they were in the first 20 minutes) so idk there. Chuck just broke my heart this episode! I want more like this. And I am looking forward to what is going to happen with Jenny and her fashion and relationship with Blair, as well as the whole Serena/Blair ordeal.
Ugly Betty was amazingly disappointing, as was Grey’s. I just felt like the writers took the easy way out with the plot on UB by making her not pick and just go “discover” herself. And it was so cliche about how she still really didn’t solve anything bceause she ran away from her problems. I wanted her to be with Gio! God. I liked the end song though! Tom Petty.
Grey’s Anatomy… I don’t know how many times I have said I wasn’t going to watch that show anymore! I want Izzie to be with Alex, but then Alex was an asshole. George should be with Meredith’s sister. But I did like how Cali and whats-her-face are back together sort of. And Christina and that crazy soldier guy! That was good, but it was kind of bland to me. And wayyy too long.
Now to Dancing with the Stars. I am rooting for my rep for the Olympics, Misty May (I want her to kick Kim’s ass! Which may be hard to do) and of course Lance! It would be just wrong if I didn’t want a former N*Sync member to win. Plus he is dancing with Lacey Schwimmer. Who is amazing. I hated her during SYTYCD, but I loved Season 3 with a little too much passion (reminiscient of my love for the Olympics) so I like to see them in the public eye. Never got to meet her when I went to the tour though. Her leg was messed up. It was upsetting.
Oh and November 17th is the Golden Goggle Awards, and I think you can watch it online, so I will update about that later. Ryan Lochte has been doing nothing I can talk about so justthought I’d mention it.
Its basically like a British Degrassi, but 10x racier and a whole lot more f-bombs dropped in (they bleep it on on BBC America, and blur out a lot of things)
In the US the first season is airing right now, and I think there is only two in the UK so far.
Anyway, the show is fantastic. Especially if your sick of rich kids. Which I am.
There is a gay, a Muslim, a girl who had an eating disorder and then tried to kill herself, the nerdy sidekick, the guy who sleeps with everyone, your normalish girl who dates the guy who sleeps with everyone on and off, a musical girl, and a kid who is sleeping with his teacher. Well those are pretty much most of the main ones. So the characters are really diverse and that makes it even more interesting. And there are cute clothes! On both guys and girls!
It is more realistic than a lot of shows we’re used to, but some things I really can’t relate too. (Like everyone is smoking a cigarette… all the time)
But I really wanted to post this to tell you about the episode I just watched because it was not-so-realistic, yet very compelling. And as you may or may not know, I am a sucker for Olympic swimmers, guys who wear cardigans, and protective older brothers. This episode had 2/3 so it just had to be good.
So the boy who sleeps with everyone, Tony, was jealous of his now ex, Michelle, so in the last episode he stole her new boyrfriend’s phone and tok the dirty pictures he took of that kid’s sister and sent it to Michelles phone, so of course Michelle thinks her new bf is a total perv.
WELL n this episode Tony’s younger sister decided to be all rebellious and go to some weird racing with shopping carts thing where she meets this guy who gives her some drugs and they get arrested, which leads to Tony (in a CARDIGAN) finding out his sister is up to something, and then they go to this crazy ass party house with weird lighting and a pool table because Tony never got to the jail on time and she already got out. There, the guy she came with and Michelle’s new boyfriend injected her with more drugs so she passes out and then she got raped (it was so crazy!) and the whole time her brother was like “Where the hell is my sister”
None of Tony’s friends like him anymore so no one would help him except Sid who then left him to go find the crazy girl, but then Tony got a ride to the crazy party house where Michelle’s new boyfriend asked him to play poker, but he wanted to know where his sister is, and his sister was laying on the floor so he ran to her (ADORABLE OLDER BROTHERNESS) and tried calling an ambulance, BUT THEN the guy was like “Sorry no! You sent those pictures to Michelle so now if you want your sister to survive you’re going to have to HAVE SEX WITH HER!” And of course Tony was like “NO!” and was crying so the kid was like stepping on his throat, but Tony was begging and said he would fix things and then carried his sister out. IT WAS ADORABLE. And in the car he was holding his little sister and it was just the cutest thing.
And THEN his mom accused him of giving her the drugs and it was so upsetting, but Sid stood up for him.
And it was just really good and you should all go watch it now that I told you the whole thing.
How can you not find the big brother protecting little sister thing adorable?
On Wednesday, Gossip Girl hottie Chace Crawfordsaid, “I’m not gonna lie. Sarah Palin is quite attractive.”
Chace, that’s gross. She needs to update that hair and makeup before she get’s to be the hot politician. I don’t care where she placed in that pageant. Plus, her face just screams “I’M ANNOYING”
What is even grosser is that McCain was once attractive as well. Some people just really do not age well.
Oh, and Pamela Anderson, our favorite blonde loud-mouth, sayed that Sarah Palin could suck it. Hahaha, oh Pam.
I am still pissed at the Republicans for that choice. I know everyone is so sick of hearing about this but seriously. I mean maybeee John McCain has something going on there, but Palin is like nails on a blackboard. It was so obvious that choice was to steal some votes from dumb women. How is SNL even going to spoof her? Her voice already sounds like a clip from the show.
Aw, scrunchy face. But Kaitlin Sandeno? Um, I think you can shoot a little higher now (or lower… we’re getting married remember?). And she has a total witch laugh.
Wtf did Eamon say? The Teek? You’d think someone would pick Aquaman. Hahaha, “Superhe… Bananaman!” That’s what I’m being for Halloween this year, let me tell you.
Bitch! I want to be Michael’s brother! Just kidding Katie, you seem like a nice girl, just a bit of an Olympics let-down.
Oh and this was posted a little while ago. Ryan and Michael like to discuss girls. Judging by Ryan’s Olympic crush and Michael’s strippers, they’re probably cheepy looking. Its ok. You guys can talk about me.
With his mom and sisters cheering him on, Michael once again crushed the field, this time in the 200m individual medley. The victory was made even sweeter as his teammate and good friend, the very laid-back Ryan Lochte, brought home the bronze.
“You guys were walking off together, you guys were laughing,” Billy asked. “What are you talking about?”
“Oh I mean, we can talk about anything” Ryan said. “Most likely, it’s some girl that we saw. “
“You guys pop out of the water and you said, “Did you see the blonde in the second row, she was phenomenal?”
“That’s, like, what we basically say to each other, just, it gets our mind off everything, swimming, everything. We just talk about girls.”
And Gossip Girl was too boring, yet confusing for me last night, so I cheered myself up with Oprah again (yeah, I watched it twice…) Nate needs to leave the Botox hooker and get back to Vanessa. What a douche.
Gossip Girl is so shallow, but I just love it. So I watched tonight, and I must say that Chuck broke my heart! Did you see his face when he saw the pin. UGH! I wanted him to say “I love you” SO BAD! And then I was like… NO BLAIR NOOOO! Don’t go with your British guy! Definitely my favorite part of the show, plot-wise. I love to see the soft side of the bad boy. But besides that, Nate really annoys me with his whole affair with older woman thing. He just annoys me in general. And I also can’t decide if I like Serena and Dan together or not. When they’re together, I hate it, but when they break up… I want them back together.
As for the fashion (my favorite part!), nothing particularly struck me. Blair’s white dress was cute… and that one where her and Serena ran into Chuck and Nate (as was her hair), but I much prefer fall fashion. Jenny’s homemade dress was ok,too, but Jenny annoys me so I really can’t enjoy any aspect there.
