Weren’t you all worried you would not be able to see our favorite swimmer’s and their torsos for another four years (and a swimmer I know even said Eamon might not be there!)?
Well, we have something to get us through.
I guess this is old news (like… month old news) but NBC will be broadcasting the swimming world championships until the next summer Olympics. This is probably because NBC wants to milk Michael for all he’s worth. They obviously would not have picked this up without the Phelps.
Now we will get our swimming fixes without having to have multiple interuptions for gymnastics.
And for all of those airplane commercials with Michael Phelps…
This one I posted a little while ago on Perez. Highlight would be the torso.
Then we have this one. Phelps sings Don’t Stop Believin’ very strangely.
And then the prank one, with adorable smile.
I would also like to know why Ryan Lochte isn’t doing any talk shows.
I want this week to be over right nowwww. Worst week of my life (and it could have been the best!)
Anyway, besides the fact that I got to sleep until 4:45 pm today after a brief stint at school, Ian Crocker’s hair in this video has probably been the highlight of my week. It’s so… Ellen DeGeneres. (Edit: I think its broken now. You guys are missing out.)
This one is pretty dull, but skip to like…2:20. “Jeah” must be how all the swimmers communicate to each other now.
and if you’re really bored…
I can’t believe I just watched that whole thing, but I was so mesmerized. Skip to 3:07 for an awkward Lochte moment. And I’m am still insanely jealous of Stephanie Rice.
blehhhh, I hate colds, Juniorettes, due dates, and lost opportunities.
Ryan Lochte did! He got a post all for himself! Not even with the attention going to Eamon or Phelps, like last time.
So he wants to desing clothes and get out of swimming. Wait… WHAT? He does know that I won’t love him if he isn’t an Olympic swimmer anymore, right? Does this mean no 2012???? No LONDON?!?! And since when has he been designing for Speedo? I am just so unaware. But all I know is, this just can’t happen because then I would have to completely obsess over Eamon Sullivan, and he lives in AUSTRALIA! Not Florida, where I live. Maybe that’s why he was with Nastia. They both are getting into fashion.
Whatever Lochte. That was both exciting and upsetting. …and I hope your line doesn’t involve marquee belts. That was over and done with when I was in 8th grade.
And is there some Sarah Palin nude scandal going on right now? Like 20 people got here by typing either Sarah Palin nude or Sarah Palin hair. Did a paparazzi get a vajayjay shot or something?
Aw, scrunchy face. But Kaitlin Sandeno? Um, I think you can shoot a little higher now (or lower… we’re getting married remember?). And she has a total witch laugh.
Wtf did Eamon say? The Teek? You’d think someone would pick Aquaman. Hahaha, “Superhe… Bananaman!” That’s what I’m being for Halloween this year, let me tell you.
Bitch! I want to be Michael’s brother! Just kidding Katie, you seem like a nice girl, just a bit of an Olympics let-down.
Oh and this was posted a little while ago. Ryan and Michael like to discuss girls. Judging by Ryan’s Olympic crush and Michael’s strippers, they’re probably cheepy looking. Its ok. You guys can talk about me.
With his mom and sisters cheering him on, Michael once again crushed the field, this time in the 200m individual medley. The victory was made even sweeter as his teammate and good friend, the very laid-back Ryan Lochte, brought home the bronze.
“You guys were walking off together, you guys were laughing,” Billy asked. “What are you talking about?”
“Oh I mean, we can talk about anything” Ryan said. “Most likely, it’s some girl that we saw. “
“You guys pop out of the water and you said, “Did you see the blonde in the second row, she was phenomenal?”
“That’s, like, what we basically say to each other, just, it gets our mind off everything, swimming, everything. We just talk about girls.”
And Gossip Girl was too boring, yet confusing for me last night, so I cheered myself up with Oprah again (yeah, I watched it twice…) Nate needs to leave the Botox hooker and get back to Vanessa. What a douche.
now I kind of wish I knew more about Eamon Sullivan during the Olympics.
First of all, he has an adorable Australian accent, he sounds smart, and look what he said about his ex Stephanie Rice.
He says of the recent kiss news, “That’s her business and, now that we’re friends, it’s not something I have to worry about. She’s a mature girl and makes her own decisions and we’re just enjoying being friends and that’s something you just can’t take away.”
Aw, I love him. He’s sweet.
Eamon Sullivan and Stephanie Rice in their Davenport advertisements
They were cute together. And Stephanie Rice is ridiculously pretty. I hate her! And she didn’t go all “OMG gross, ew, no!” when they asked if she kissed Phelps. Amanda Beard should be embarrassed. Not only does she really look like a man next to Rice, she also looks like even more of a bitch.
In other news, what appears to be a would-be teenage suicide bomber turned herself into Iraqi police in Baquba. She says she was forced to by her family. That is too sad. To read the rest click here.
(And yes, I will be holding on to the Olympics for as long as I can.)
First of all, I’m Gabriella and this is my new blog. Honestly, I never know what theme to stick with so I will probably be writing about just about anything!
Since this is wayyy late anyway I’ll start off with my new husband. So… his name is Ryan Lochte and he is an Olympic athlete. Ok! Maybe not my real husband, but must you be so picky? Anyway, I am going through some horrible swimming/Lochte withdrawls so this will make me feel a little better. And is there really any bad time to look at some swimmer bods? I think not! And I’m so upset that I have been deprived of the brothel also known as the Olympic Village. Who would think that athletes would waste so much energy like that! Well, I have learned from my mother’s mistake of not making me play any kind of sport, so as soon as my kids are popped out their asses will be enrolled in gymnastics, swimming, or even some table tennis class for all I care. I’ll be a good mommy, hahaha! No really, I do want my kids to be well rounded.
And now for the picturesss!
He won his first gold, and I definitely screamed... there may have been a myspace bulletin involved, too.
Right after he won that gold.
aw, BFFS
Holy God, look at Eamon!
So, yes, I must get into that Olympic Village. God damn I must have the worst luck EVER! But that whore Tropical Storm Fay is finally leaving, so maybe things will get better. I mean I did get to go to Old Navy today, and that is pretty damn exciting if you ask me.
But alsooo I live right by Daytona Beach, where Ryan Lochte’s dad coaches swimming. And I’m pretty sure he still lives in Gainesville where I might be living in a few years. Just stay, Ryan! Wait for me, I’m coming!!!
