now I have to see Twilight Monday. Sad. Its at like a 45% on Rotten Tomatoes right now, which is better than I expected actually. Some people even liked Rob!
Which reminds me, does it honestly matter who “claims” a celebrity first? Girls all over are getting all crazy saying “I LOVED Rob wayyy before you even knew he was.” Are you honestly going to get mad that another girl just happened to suddenly have a picture of him in her locker when yours was there “like fiveeee yearsss agooo.” No one cares, ok? Let the poor girl put up her damn poster. Just because some people don’t spend their time researching barely famous celebrities doesn’t mean they’re not allowed to like them when they do get famous. And I’m off my rant.
But now its time to vote for the Perezzies! You know, Perez Hilton’s awards.
Very prestigious.
Here are the nominees, with my choices in bold.
Hottest Hookup.
Chris Brown and Rihanna
Madonna and A-Rod
Selena Gomez and Nick Jonas
Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan
Scarlett Johannson and Ryan Reynolds
Biggest Breakup.
A-Rod and Cynthia
Hugh Hefner and the girls
Madonna and Guy Ritchie
Anne Hathaway and the Italian guy
Joe Jonas and Taylor Swift
Favorite Jonas
Nick
Joe
Kevin
Breakout Star of the Year
Katy Perry
Robert Pattinson
Taylor Swift
Lady GaGa
Selena Gomez
Baddest Bad Girl
Amy Winehouse
Lindsay Lohan
Sienna Miller
Britney Spears
Miley Cyrus (well, I did that just cause I could)
Biggest Scandal
Amy Winehouse’s life in shambles
Madonna and A-Rod’s affair
Sluttyiena Miller’s homewrecking relationship
Lindsay and Samantha’s Hook Up
Italian guy’s court case
Best Dressed
Angelina Jolie
DITA VON TEESE! (I hereby declare my undying love for her.)
Posh Spice
Anne Hathaway
Rihanna
Worst Dressed
Amy Winhouse
Lindsay Lohan
OC girl with cellulite
Aubrey O’Day
Mariah Carey (well, that was close)
Hottest Hottie
Chace Crawford
Megan Fox
Zaquisha Efron
David Beckham
Robert Pattinson!
Cutest celebuspawn
Harlow Madden
Shiloh Jolie-Pitt
Violet Affleck
Kingston Rossdale
Suri Cruise
Most Improved
Britney Spears
Nicole Richie
Perez Hilton
Lindsay Lohan
Paris Hilton
Worst Trainwreck
Amy Winehouse
Lily Allen
Tara Reid
Britney Spears
Lindsay Lohan
Most DVR-worthy series
True Blood
Grey’s Anatomy
BH 90210
The Office
Gossip Girl
Biggest Box Office Blowout
HSM 3
Sex in the City
Twilight
Iron man
Dark Knight
Celeb of the Year
Angelina Jolie
Britney Spears
Heath Ledger
Obama
Rihanna
fun, fun.
HEY! If you went to the midnight showing of Twilight, or just went Friday, tell me what you thought!
So I was on myspace today and someone posted this–
“Because of pyhscological changes in certain hormone producing metabolic pathways during aerobic and anerobic exercise, swimmers are the most sexually active athletes.
” Time Magazine
I don’t find that to be shocking at all, actually. Some of them look like quite the sex addicts. And if the Olympic Village is full of sex, the swimmers are quite the busy ones.
But enough of that pervertedness.
In Ryan Lochte not-so-much news, I am pretty sure my Spanish teacher met him and yeah, extremely jealous. She said he was a nice boy (who probably fits in with that little Time Magazine but perfectly). That’s nice.
Michael Phelps was on THE VIEW. Click here for thattt. Why are there two women there? Is this normal? Barbara Walters we know what you meant with the big feet emphasis. Boring interview though.
Also, I MISS AMY POEHLER, YOU GUYS! I miss her. At least she went out with a Sarah Paliney bang.
Um, Nick and Norah was pretty adorable. I don’t want Michael Cera having sex though. He’s not a swimmer.
I’m also want to see Twilight because I am kind of getting on the Robert Pattinson bandwagon.
Its the jaw.
And oh! He was CEDRIC DIGGORY! Who knew.
Am moving on. Gossip Girl! I need to do this fast. I have to research Obama in Spanish for my debate tomorrow. Anyway best episode ever.
I love Jenny, but hate Jenny, but love her. I love her new clothes, hate her orange skin, and she could lessen up on that makeup. But she stood up to Mamma Waldorf! That part was veryyy good. And the ending with Nate. It was adorable, and shook with envy when I realized he is like 20 something and she is 15.. 16???!!! Not fair! But she’s too skinny. Did you see how he grabbed her and pulled her back? i could have just died.
And… Dan kind of made me mad. I want Serena to be with the baby Johnny Depp. He looks like a baby Johnny Depp I tell you. And CHUCK and BLAIR almost made me cry. Almost. It was so sweet and perfect. Now I want Chuck with Vanessaaa.
So NOW tonight Dan is going to be a protective older brother and in the process should definitely wear a cardigan a la Skins. I’m SO excited. Older brothers are my favorite.
awww
And in case of any of you care I am currently snacking on a banana and nutella. Its good, you should try it. I HAVE TO DO HOMEWORK!
oh question, has anyone here used a ouija board? My friend did and it really worked. Good stories? Bad stories? They make me nervous.
On Wednesday, Gossip Girl hottie Chace Crawfordsaid, “I’m not gonna lie. Sarah Palin is quite attractive.”
Chace, that’s gross. She needs to update that hair and makeup before she get’s to be the hot politician. I don’t care where she placed in that pageant. Plus, her face just screams “I’M ANNOYING”
What is even grosser is that McCain was once attractive as well. Some people just really do not age well.
Oh, and Pamela Anderson, our favorite blonde loud-mouth, sayed that Sarah Palin could suck it. Hahaha, oh Pam.
I am still pissed at the Republicans for that choice. I know everyone is so sick of hearing about this but seriously. I mean maybeee John McCain has something going on there, but Palin is like nails on a blackboard. It was so obvious that choice was to steal some votes from dumb women. How is SNL even going to spoof her? Her voice already sounds like a clip from the show.
