Weren’t you all worried you would not be able to see our favorite swimmer’s and their torsos for another four years (and a swimmer I know even said Eamon might not be there!)?
Well, we have something to get us through.
I guess this is old news (like… month old news) but NBC will be broadcasting the swimming world championships until the next summer Olympics. This is probably because NBC wants to milk Michael for all he’s worth. They obviously would not have picked this up without the Phelps.
Now we will get our swimming fixes without having to have multiple interuptions for gymnastics.
And for all of those airplane commercials with Michael Phelps…
This one I posted a little while ago on Perez. Highlight would be the torso.
Then we have this one. Phelps sings Don’t Stop Believin’ very strangely.
And then the prank one, with adorable smile.
I would also like to know why Ryan Lochte isn’t doing any talk shows.
Aw, scrunchy face. But Kaitlin Sandeno? Um, I think you can shoot a little higher now (or lower… we’re getting married remember?). And she has a total witch laugh.
Wtf did Eamon say? The Teek? You’d think someone would pick Aquaman. Hahaha, “Superhe… Bananaman!” That’s what I’m being for Halloween this year, let me tell you.
Bitch! I want to be Michael’s brother! Just kidding Katie, you seem like a nice girl, just a bit of an Olympics let-down.
Oh and this was posted a little while ago. Ryan and Michael like to discuss girls. Judging by Ryan’s Olympic crush and Michael’s strippers, they’re probably cheepy looking. Its ok. You guys can talk about me.
With his mom and sisters cheering him on, Michael once again crushed the field, this time in the 200m individual medley. The victory was made even sweeter as his teammate and good friend, the very laid-back Ryan Lochte, brought home the bronze.
“You guys were walking off together, you guys were laughing,” Billy asked. “What are you talking about?”
“Oh I mean, we can talk about anything” Ryan said. “Most likely, it’s some girl that we saw. “
“You guys pop out of the water and you said, “Did you see the blonde in the second row, she was phenomenal?”
“That’s, like, what we basically say to each other, just, it gets our mind off everything, swimming, everything. We just talk about girls.”
And Gossip Girl was too boring, yet confusing for me last night, so I cheered myself up with Oprah again (yeah, I watched it twice…) Nate needs to leave the Botox hooker and get back to Vanessa. What a douche.
So before there was Ryan Lochte, there was Chace Crawford, and before that there was Channing Tatum. He still holds a special place in my heart, and I still love to drool over him in She’s the Man.
But alas… he finally proposed to longtime girlfriend Jenna Dewan. HUSBAND STEALER.
Well I hope they are happy together
Over the weekend, Tatum asked her to marry him in Maui in front of close friends invited under the radar to surprise Dewan, a source confirms exclusively to PEOPLE.
Amanda Bynes was a lucky bitch.
Oh and if you haven’t seen the Phelps/stripper ass grab…
PHELPS! What are you doing! Besides your DUI, I prefer to think of you as the little boy from Baltimore who just happens to be one of the greatest athletes that ever lived. WAY TO RUIN MY FANTASIES OF YOU BEING AN INNOCENT POOL PRODIGY! Now you just look like the your average pervy guy. Gosh.
