hey there :]

First of all, I’m Gabriella and this is my new blog. Honestly, I never know what theme to stick with so I will probably be writing about just about anything!

Since this is wayyy late anyway I’ll start off with my new husband. So… his name is Ryan Lochte and he is an Olympic athlete. Ok! Maybe not my real husband, but must you be so picky? Anyway, I am going through some horrible swimming/Lochte withdrawls so this will make me feel a little better. And is there really any bad time to look at some swimmer bods? I think not! And I’m so upset that I have been deprived of the brothel also known as the Olympic Village. Who would think that athletes would waste so much energy like that! Well, I have learned from my mother’s mistake of  not making me play any kind of sport, so as soon as my kids are popped out their asses will be enrolled in gymnastics, swimming, or even some table tennis class for all I care. I’ll be a good mommy, hahaha! No really, I do want my kids to be well rounded.

And now for the picturesss!

He won his first gold, and I definitely screamed... there may have been a myspace bulletin involved, too.

Right after he won that gold.

aw, BFFS

Holy God, look at Eamon!

So, yes, I must get into that Olympic Village. God damn I must have the worst luck EVER! But that whore Tropical Storm Fay is finally leaving, so maybe things will get better. I mean I did get to go to Old Navy today, and that is pretty damn exciting if you ask me.

But alsooo I live right by Daytona Beach, where Ryan Lochte’s dad coaches swimming. And I’m pretty sure he still lives in Gainesville where I might be living in a few years. Just stay, Ryan! Wait for me, I’m coming!!!