hahaha, oh my god.

Sarah Palin was covering her teen daughter’s pregnancy and claiming the kid as her own?

That’s what they’re saying!

 The lady is a former pageant girl AND politician. There HAS to be something good lurking in her closets, no?

Obama ‘08!

Oh and btw, doesn’t she look like one of those ridiculously annoying mothers who call the school whenever they found out their kids saw like a nude Greek statue in a textbook or something? I could just shoot myself listening to that woman speak. Very sneaky, McCain, trying to get Hillary’s voters like that. Or does he just want to look “fresh” too?

Maybe he should have picked someone who isn’t from Alaska circa 1998.

 

Words can not describe how this lady’s face pisses me off.

get ready to die.

I originally posted this last night, but everything got all screwed up so let’s try this again.

Jonathan Horton is perhaps the most adorable gymnast who ever lived. Followed by the also adorable Zou Kai. And now he is doing this gymnastics SUPERSTARS tour, which I have a small desire to go to. Why don’t they have a swimming SUPERSTARS(!) tour? Now that I would pay big money for.

 

omg, ANGELS!

Jonathan Horton, I want to keep you in my pocket and take you everywhere.

His wrist and hand (and arm) look very akwardly large.

omg, I could just die. Paul Hamm ruins it though.

You are just too adorable.

He kills me. He just kills me.

And I couldn’t post this without some Zou Kai…

He is so tiny and cute!

And Michael Phelps article here

hahaha, omg!

Forget my box of Frosted Flakes!

Michael Phelps will be hosting SNL with the musical preformer being Lil’ Wayne. Click it.

That’s either going to be really good, or really akward!

Phelps update!

For those of you who don’t read Perez, he talks about Michael all the time.

So I pretty much get all my news from there.

First, Michael will be at the MTV VMAs (well that’s what they say). So hopefully this year won’t suck as much as it did last year. They should do something really exciting. They should have him dress up as Aquaman!

Second, Ryan Lochte’s hero Lil’ Wayne (and apparently Michael’s favorite rapper as well) did not show up to court for possession of marijuana, ecstasy, and cocaine. Maybe that’s why he always seem to slur so much.

AND third, Mommy Phelps already has a line at Chico’s dedicated to her and now there looks like some possible collaborations. Damn, I wish I was related to that boy. Maybe Old Navy and I could do something.

Oh, and cute video of Matthew Mitcham here.

 

Pow!

And I think I may be ending my relationship with la Lochte because he really does sound a little high 24/7.

Edit: I really don’t think i can break it off. I just love him in a Speedo way too much. Andddd I think I want to do a post on Jonathan Horton and his ADORABLENESS tomorrow.

I don’t know, but…

now I kind of wish I knew more about Eamon Sullivan during the Olympics.

First of all, he has an adorable Australian accent, he sounds smart, and look what he said about his ex Stephanie Rice.

He says of the recent kiss news, “That’s her business and, now that we’re friends, it’s not something I have to worry about. She’s a mature girl and makes her own decisions and we’re just enjoying being friends and that’s something you just can’t take away.”

Aw, I love him. He’s sweet.

Eamon Sullivan and Stephanie Rice in their Davenport advertisements

They were cute together. And Stephanie Rice is ridiculously pretty. I hate her! And she didn’t go all “OMG gross, ew, no!” when they asked if she kissed Phelps. Amanda Beard should be embarrassed. Not only does she really look like a man next to Rice, she also looks like even more of a bitch.

Quote from Perez Hilton.

In other news, what appears to be a would-be teenage suicide bomber turned herself into Iraqi police in Baquba. She says she was forced to by her family. That is too sad. To read the rest click here.

(And yes, I will be holding on to the Olympics for as long as I can.)

Why haven’t I seen this?!

So I heard he was on the Today show in Beijing, and never got to see the video.

Well, I don’t know why I didn’t check his page, but here is the cutest video ever. And if you watch it stay tuned for his adorable laughter starting around 1:07 or something. Oh, Matt… can’t I have your job?

AND… according to Perez Hilton here, Ryan may be on Oprah September 11th if they go through with the show. The idea is to get all the American gold medalists on one show. OMGOSH HOW EXCITING! This would be the best Oprah ever. So Opes, you should totally do it. Let’s all hope Phelpsy gets on board. Some winner named Ronda Rousey already confirmed it, but according to Oprah’s people nothing seems to be written in stone.

FINGERS CROSSED!

Back to school and last night’s Olympic closing.

no! I can not believe it’s over. I can not wait another four years for this, you just don’t understand!!! I have been living vicariously through Michael Phelps, plus Ryan Lochte is like rarely going to be on TV anymore. And its not like I will even be visiting the beach anytime soon to maybe run into him surfing or something. But, he should be coming back to Florida right?? Why does his myspace say Rochester, New York? Can’t he just move in next to me?

The closing ceremony was pretty exciting, but I could not hear Leona Lewis for the life of me! And did you see the colorful Chinese children? So cute! I’m not going to lie… I teared up at the end of that montage. Montages always get me.

And let me just say, seven periods a day in school sucks and boggles your mind. I wish this post was longer, but I’m going to pass out from exhaustion.

Beijing says goodbye.

Sad!

I absolutely loved this Olympics. And I decided to run through my favorite moments in no particular order-

1. Phelps touching the wall 1/100 of a second faster for his gold! I loved watching Mamma Phelps at the end of this one. She was too cute!!!

2. May and Walsh dominating the sand.

3. When Sasha Artemev captured the bronze on the pommel horse after two horrible routines. The American men winning a medal was a great under dog story with the Hamm twins gone. I was so happy for them. And how could you not love Jonathan Horton??

4. When Ryan Lochte won his individual gold. His dad was so happy!

5. Two words: Redeem team.

6. Shawn Johnson getting her gold, and seeing her parents reactions.

7. Nastia and Shawn going one, two.

8. Dara Torres winning a silver. And so close to that gold!

9. When Shelly Ann Fraser won her gold at the Bird’s Nest(I don’t know what event it was, but her smile was contagious)

10. When the American men owned the 4×200m freestyle relay. Phelps, Lochte, Vanderkaay, and Berens destroyed not only the comeptition, but the world record, as well, getting it under seven minutes.

But by far the most exciting moment ever…

11. “Go Jason, go Jason, go Jason, go Jason…” haha, again, I love Michael’s mom. It’s when Jason Lezak went into like… beast mode and BEAT THE FRENCH IN THE MOST AMAZING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE! Plus, those French were talking trash about the Americans. YES! That race was amazing. And then Michael Phelps turned into the Hulk when he realized they won.

 Oh, and I guess I forgot about Phelps winning his 8th gold, but that was pretty much a given that it was a highlight. That was fun to watch. There were so many other moments I loved…and pretty much when anyone cried that they won, it broke my heart and I was really happy. And I going to miss saying Watercube and Bird’s Nest!

I wanted to add more diversity here, buttt I really liked the swimming.

 

Adding  more about closing ceremonies laterrrr! School tomorrow so I’m going to go relax.

stop reposting these!

Omg, these myspace bulletins are the stupidest things I have ever read in my life. They’re depressing… not touching, or sweet, or heartfelt, or whatever else possesses a teen girl to repost this saying “awww, sad and cute.” THEY ARE NOT CUTE! They are UNHEALTHY!

For instance-

Boy: Girl: hey whats up
Boy: nm just listening to music
Girl: i heard your getting your GED
Boy: yeah i thought it was a good idea
Girl: it is, im proud of you
Boy: yeah thnx well listen i g2g bye
“Last message received 12/12/07″

“Next day”

Girl: hi
Boy: hi whats up
Girl: nm you
Boy: i got my GED
Girl: OMG!!! IM SO PROUD OF YOU
Boy: yeah thnx
Girl: i have to tell you something
Boy: go ahead
Girl: well i love youi always have i cared about you and your always in my heart
Boy: thats cool i love you too but your too young your 14 and im 17
Girl: but i love you age shouldn’t mater
Boy: i kno u do and i love u but i found this girl and shes my age
Girl: i just thought……(crying she logs off)

The next day the boy turns on the news and hears that a 14 year old girl cut her wrists and bled to death and wrote on the wall “Age never matters”

The boy then recives a call from the girl he chose and she says “I’m leaving you for the one i love”

That night the boy hangs himself and writes on the wall “She’s right Age doesn’t matter I love you and always will”

IF YOU AGREE THAT AGE SHOULDN’T MATTER AS LONG AS YOU LOVE THEM THEN REPOST THIS AS “Age Shouldn’t Matter”

  

 

 

Now WHY the hell would you want to send that to people? When I read it I thought “WTF is this? Those kids are stupid.” And I really love the one I read that described some girl who was on life support with a fully functional brain and was conscious and speaking, yet they cut off her life support (that doesn’t happen, people, it just doesn’t) before the boy could tell her that he always loved her or some shit.

Oh, and I probably should have died 20 times by now by clowns, a little girl on my ceiling, sex addicts, whatever else you can think of. My mom should have died about 3 years ago, and I’m never going to have a relationship for the rest of my life. AND, God also knows that I don’t love Jesus now, because I didn’t put my name on the “I love Jesus” list.

Edit: Listening to Fall For You by Secondhand Serenade made me think of this post.

The best thing about tonight’s that we’re not fighting
Could it be that we have been this way before
I know you don’t think that I am trying
I know you’re wearing thin down to the core

But hold your breath
Because tonight will be the night that I will fall for you
Over again
Don’t make me change my mind
Or I won’t live to see another day
I swear it’s true
Because a girl like you is impossible to find
You’re impossible to find

This is not what I intended
I always swore to you I’d never fall apart
You always thought that I was stronger
I may have failed
But I have loved you from the start
Ohhhh

But hold your breath
Because tonight will be the night that I will fall for you
Over again
Don’t make me change my mind
Or I won’t live to see another day
I swear it’s true
Because a girl like you is impossible to find
It’s impossible

So breathe in so deep
Breathe me in
I’m yours to keep
And hold onto your words
‘Cause talk is cheap
And remember me tonight
When you’re asleep

Because tonight will be the night that I will fall for you
Over again
Don’t make me change my mind
Or I won’t live to see another day
I swear it’s true
Because a girl like you is impossible to find

Tonight will be the night that I will fall for you
Over again
Don’t make me change my mind
Or I won’t live to see another day
I swear it’s true
Because a girl like you is impossible to find
You’re impossible to find

Please let me hurl. This is the song like every 13 year old girl loves because she wants to find “that guy.” Is love supposed to be this depressing? Ughhhh I’m so sick of this whole “fall in love or die” thing. Seriously, I don’t even find it cute or romantic. I think it’s weird and clingy.

Things I want from net-a-porter.

Oh, to be rich.

A Luella coat...$1320

Giuseppe Zanotti boots...$925

Celine cashmere sweater...$1500

I really want to buy a pair of ankle boots this year since I have been missing out on them for a while. I wanted them last year but nooo. And doesn’t that sweater look so warm and comfy? I wish the weather was cool out! The weather sucks!

But for those of us with smaller budgets, we go to Old Navy sales. Yesterday I bought a pair of dark wash jeans, a medium wash jean (both bootcut and the sweetheart rise), a boatneck navy and tan striped shirt, a tan cardgan, and gold gladiators. So I’m a happy girl. Speaking of gladiators, I want  pair of those black and white ones Rihanna wore the other day. Everyone thought they were ugly, but I loved ‘em.

P.S. I really love how someone found my blog by googling “Ryan Lochte ass” Haha, oh boy.